Will Russia take over Canada if Trump wastes the US?

From Stephen Kruiser at PJ Media, found while getting trash ready for pickup:

The splash page speaks of “the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency” but the real discontent flowing through America at the moment has more to do with the unfathomable horror of either front-runner getting elected.

Also, not to get too nit-picky, but what happens to Canada if America implodes? It’s not like the British Empire is there to defend it anymore. The over/under on it becoming a Russian province is maybe three years.More.

Reality check: So could all the singles get together and just keep moving north, north, north …. ?

See also: Stephen King and six hundred assorted authors vs. Trump Would they be read in Russian translation?

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  • That’s insane.

    • Alain

      Well, that is the Left.

  • FivePointSpurgeon

    How would that be bad? Nationalist, pro-profit government that doesn’t care what weak nations think? Sounds good.

  • Be honest, you’d rather have me than pretty boy.

    • Petrilia

      Now that’s funny!

      • andycanuck

        It’s funny because it’s true!

    • mobuyus

      Our “golden boy” has wet dreams of being taken by you.

    • J. C.


  • vimy

    This whole thread just got weird.

  • Alain

    The irony is that Trump and Putin have more in common than with the Democrats or the Liberals here. They both put their country first, they both recognise the danger of Islam and basically have pretty conservative views. If it were still the old Soviet Union, then all our armchair, died-in-the-wool communists would be overjoyed at the idea of the Soviet Union taking over Canada.

    • Ford Prefect

      And wouldn’t they be surprised when Putin had them shot because he is a Nationalist not a Communist.

  • Minicapt

    Apparently Stephen Kruizer does political comedy commentary.


  • I don’t think it’ll happen because Russia doesn’t need a Canada; it’s got one now. Kruiser isn’t wrong though. China could use a Canada. The failure of the United States would put Russia and China into conflict over Canada. That may happen in my lifetime. We’d still lose everything, but it’s a different scenario