EgyptAir Flight 804 ‘could have been brought down by meteor’ in shock new theory for investigators

A startling new hypothesis being considered is that parts of a meteor that broke up in the Earth’s atmosphere could have taken out the plane over the Mediterranean.

  • Jaedo Drax

    Why not add Black Holes? Sunspots? Gorebull warming? Manpad from a Cessna? Instant Catastrophic Oxidation?

    or even better, stop with the wild ass guesses, and let the investigation take place, it might take a year to figure out, but at least the investigators will get it right.

    • Or Lex Luthor!

      • ontario john

        I blame Harper.

        • andycanuck

          And the Joooos!

          • Ed


    • andycanuck

      Spontaneous Islamic Combustion.

      • Blind Druid

        Brilliant thinking Andy — If we could only just figure out how to trigger that. Maybe prayer mats with a layer of Thermite in them and an audio detonator which responds to the spoken phrase Allah U Akbar. Give the fire department Friday afternoon off – and Robert is your father’s brother.

    • terrence

      A unicorn did it, an angry unicorn

      • andycanuck

        He lost his insurance policy to Obamacare!

    • T.C.

      The Bermuda Triangle hasn’t been getting the same media coverage it used to …

    • Alain

      Maybe it was global warming/climate change.

  • Linda1000

    Well, replacement stones for that black kaaba box in mecca don’t fall cheaply from the sky. It was allah’s will for one to hit the plane. Okay, crass, I know.

    O/T – Meanwhile, a necrophilia freak exhibition as a diversity first, applauded in Calgary according to this article. This is what happens when you have a metrosexual, muslim mayor running the show. WTF, indeed.

  • ontario john

    That’s meteorophobic!

  • Cat-astrophe

    Global warming has made the atmosphere so thin it no longer burns up incoming meteors.
    Therefore the chances of this happening again will only increase unless you give all your money to ME!!!

    • Alain

      I should have read all comments before posting a reply above. You beat me to it.

  • mobuyus

    It was a muslima flight attendant what done it. Another delivery of islam.

  • Shebel

    That is the very First thing thing that crossed my mind.

  • simus1

    The Mirror seems to report “facts” from some other multiverse most of the time.

  • Runup to SMOD.

  • Shebel

    Everybody knows that meteors are controlled by GOD.
    No sense getting upset.

  • Exile1981

    no one wants to admit that it was a muslim. it would influence elections in favor of those evil anti-muslim canidates. -sarc

  • canminuteman

    I suppose it is a theoretical possibility. Pretty long odds though.

  • robins111

    First I ever heard about a meteor screaming ‘Ally Snack Bar’