Balad Iraq ISIS kill 16

‘Football is un-Islamic’: ISIS militants gun down Real Madrid fans in Iraq

Three Islamic State gunmen burst into a café attended by members of a local Real Madrid football fan club in central Iraq, before going on a rampage through the Shiite city of Balad, 80km north of capital Baghdad.

“A group of Islamic terrorists, from ISIS [Islamic State/IS], came into the café, armed with AK-47s, shooting at random at everyone who was inside,” Ziad Subhan, who heads the local fan organization, told Spanish website AS.

  • Alain

    Now that that has been clarified let’s look at what is Islamic: raping, honour killing, sodomy provided you are the active one and it is also okay for the receiver if it is in the name of Islamic terrorism, killing all infidels and a lot more.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Don’t forget about bad hygiene and unimaginative cuisine.

      • I can get that bad hygiene part but cuisine?

        Maybe there are no wrong answers here. Only more delicious ones.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          I’ve said before that the Italians have hundreds of different types of pasta noodles and the Arabs have one, couscous.
          What is couscous but pasta sifted through a grate?
          Not very imaginative.
          It’s equivalent to being here for forty thousand years and inventing a stick.
          By the way, their takeout is delish, eh?

          • Oh, come on! You can’t reduce all food to one guy’s bad habits.

            A hundred guys, perhaps.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            Do you have time to look for a hundred guys?
            By the way, I’ve tried Five Guys and their hamburgers taste gamey.

          • Don’t swear me off of hamburgers.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            Then go to Salisbury House and have a good one.

          • Will do.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            The first thing we did when we moved back from Saskatoon was stop at the local Sal’s.
            It was like kissing the ground and praying to God: Thank you, I’m home!

          • It’s always good to get some comfort food.

  • I don’t understand something.

    How does killing these people make them win?

    • Martin B

      If they slaughter enough people for doing un-islamic things, even trivial things like watching soccer games, then everyone will be too terrified to ever do anything un-islamic. That’s their goal.

    • Shebel

      It scares ALL Politicians. The rest of us don’t matter.

      • Hell, if I had the power to nuke Saudi Arabia, I would not be scared.

  • Barrington Minge

    Civilisation is clearly “un-islamic”

  • marty_p

    Islam is anti-Islamic

  • Justin St.Denis

    Anything that human beings enjoy is “not islamic”. Because the are no jokes in islam, any smiling/laughter is suspicious and therefore “not islamic”. Killing and dying, OTOH, are very islamic. We must ensure they do much more of the latter, thereby ensuring they do much less of the former.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Sounds like standard operating Islam to me. Carry on.

  • Truthhurts

    Living is unislamic; only slavery and death is pislamic.

  • Truthhurts

    Moslems doing unislamic things are considered to be infidels and if they murder infidels, allah promises them a bordello in the sky. Read the quran and hadith – it’s a war manual.