In Alien vs. Predator, I’m for Predator, Because He’s OUR Predator

A fit of high dudgeon has gripped many of my Republican friends, ex-friends, and soon-to-be-ex-friends now that Donald Trump has all but won the Republican nomination. My advice to them: get over it. This presidential race will look like Alien vs. Predator. I’m for Predator, without a second’s hesitation, because he’s our Predator. For all his faults Donald Trump would be (and I’m confident will be) an incomparably better president.

h/t FF

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Mexicans are our Palistanians.
    Illegals rape and kill FAR more Americans every year than all Isralie civilians lost to terrorism since 1948.

    • Build that wall.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      My favourite Jackie Martling joke:
      Jewish guy at a football game:
      Get that quarter back!

  • A Hillary presidency would be unsurvivable. Once gun control is enacted, we have no way to fight against a tyrannical government. Ever.

    • Clausewitz

      Viva le revelucion.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Spengler nails it. Trump’s vulgarity is part of the New York City culture in which he grew up, same as his record of workaholism, which the media never talks about.

    • Clink9

      Yup. He could work circles around all the Canadian critics of Trump that I know. And he’s much older.

  • Alain

    The two consistent reasons given by people I know who support Trump are: he is the only one who is not a career politician (people are fed up with them) and he is the only one willing to address the Muslim problem. I agree with them that even just those two reasons are plenty. Of course there are many other reasons, but I’ve found these two the consistent ones.

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    ” Hillary won’t get away with my vote, not unless Hitler or Goebbels were
    to rise from the grave and run for president against her. Goering, I’d
    have to think about.”
    Well, there’s a blast of tea out my nose. ahaha .. !!!

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      I think Gobbles could be reasoned with.

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Well, now.
        And I mean that in my best Christopher Walken voice.

  • jack burns

    Let’s see if he stands up to the cheap labor cabal on both sides of the aisle. Anybody who hates Jeff Bezos can’t be all bad.