ISIS troops

Why do Islamic State fighters never post pictures of themselves without guns?

Here’s a posting you are unlikely to ever see on the Islamic State’s social media accounts.

A burly Isil volunteer, fresh from the streets of London, has just made his way to the “Caliphate”, and is assigned his first role as a loyal soldier of the Islamic State.

Rather than getting a Kalashnikov or an RPG, though, he’s handed a basket of chickens and eggs, and assigned to the rather less exciting “roadside poultry sales division”.

“We’re short of cash, brother,” his commander tells him. “Go out and flog these to a few old ladies in the street.”

  • Compensation.

  • V10_Rob

    Bitter clingers…?

  • Brett_McS

    And it comes to pass that Abu has great success with his roadside poultry sales, and in time sets up a franchising operation (Kuffar-Free Chicken) which ultimately surpasses in revenue all the other divisions combined…

  • xavier

    Because not having an AK or RPGt would expose their penile disability.

  • Barrington Minge

    They all carry guns to make up up for their very small penises.