Community suggests naming local primary ‘Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance’

A row over the renaming of an elementary school in Austin, Texas, has led to members of the public submitting a number of parodic suggestions for what the institution should be known as in future.

  • Exile1981

    I’m all for not renaming it but if it’s going to happen no matter what, I think the last one pokes the best fun at the mental level of lefties.

  • simus1

    Austin is apparently one more of those “government as industry” lefty bureaucrat infested capital city sinkholes at odds with the “real Texas”.

    In a case like this in a place like that, renaming doesn’t fully address the need.
    Demolition of the racist school back down to bedrock and starting over with the services of the most prominent local hispanic marxist architect seems prudent.

    Oh yes, name the school after him when it is completed.

  • Hard Little Machine

    The Charles Whitman Academy for Gun Control

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Okay, that was funny.

  • Tom Forsythe

    How about Watson Elementary?

  • Clausewitz

    The Mark David Chapman school of not knowing which one to shoot.

  • HalcyonDaze

    They say you can’t change history but apparently you can whine about it enough to made everyone who’s sane so nauseous that they’ll let you do whatever the hell you want just so you STFU.