Fake cake hate crime


‘Watch Jordan Brown’s short video, posted below, for background. He claims he ordered a cake at WF cake19n-2-web[1]that was supposed to say “Love Wins” and instead they handed him something that said “Love Wins, Fag.” Pay attention to the cake box, which he insists is unopened and unaltered. The label is on the bottom and the top of the box has a blue-green pattern on it. His video went viral and the predictable uproar ensued online, sending Whole Foods HQ into crisis management. In this case the crisis spin was easy: We would never write “Fag” on a cake, they insisted. And today they reiterated that claim — with evidence.’

They’re going to sue.  Oh, apparently Jordan Brown is a Pastor. h/t Ace of Spades HQ

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    Hate hoaxers gonna get paid.
    Oh, no, wait.
    They’re going pay.

  • Cake Crime!

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Tea and cake or death.

    • Minicapt

      … kinda takes the cake, doesn’t it?


  • Clausewitz

    The end result is that no ones believer a thing these wolf criers say. Good on them. It’ll be a real bitch when somebody actually does them wrong and no one believes them.

  • huron

    is he gay? if not now most will think so that ranks right up there with quantum har har

  • Petrilia

    How much $$$ did this”pastor” want? Who beat him up? How much was THAT?

  • andycanuck

    That’s uncommon queer. There are no tweets at his Twitter feed since yesterday and him being unmasked.

  • Exile1981

    Wow, A fake hate crime… that’s what now zero real crimes and several hundred fake ones.

    I’ve gotten to the point I assume they are faked until proven otherwise

  • It seems like “Gay-on-Gay” hate crime whatever the case.

    • huron

      cant deny that

  • lolwut?

    Fake hate crime #54345355

  • jack burns

    The old dis-the-fag-cake-at-whole-foods scam again?

  • tom_billesley

    No self-respecting cake icer would abbreviate faggot.

  • Justin St.Denis

    What the fuck is it with Gays and cakes, anyway? It’s as if you should not serve cake just in case there’s a gay person around. Gays are weird about cake. Fuck’em!

  • John

    The juxtaposition of these two articles about gays is telling. No one talks about real hatred….like throwing gays off of buildings…

    but when it comes to fake cake hate crimes the world is abuzz with indignation.

  • BillyHW

    All the headlines are being cleansed now to hide his gayness and to play up his “pastorship”.

  • Thinking From First Principles

    The word “FAG” was not spelled by the same person who did the other letters. Just look at the width of the icing used on the first set of letters as compared to “FAG.” You don’t need to be CSI to spot that difference.

    • AlanUK

      Also, the letters are poorly iced on – especially the “G”

  • Ed

    My friend makes thousands per week from home, making false human rights allegations.