• Grover the Polar Bear

    Oh good. Now I can file a complaint with the Ontario Human Rights Commission if Pam Anderson discriminates against me by refusing to give me a blow job

    • Heh;)

    • Justin St.Denis

      After Tommy Lee, we all know that Pam prefers huge dicks. Unless you want people to connect those dots, I’d back off. 😉

  • Martin B

    We can all look forward to 500-pound lap dancers.

    • AmicusC

      I threw up a little

      • Justin St.Denis

        I threw up a lot.

  • tom_billesley

    Former Chief Spence?

    • Tom Forsythe


  • AmicusC

    except unlike the other grounds of prohibited discrimination being a land whale isn’t an immutable characteristic.

  • Gary

    So they fabricated Child-obesity crisis is off ?

    • V10_Rob

      I wouldn’t say fabricated, but self-inflicted. Kids are discouraged from physical activity between fears of litigation (for scrapes and bruises and hurt feelings) and arrest (for ‘endangering’ your child by letting them walk down the block to a playground).

  • Tom Forsythe

    Does heart disease know about this?

  • Hard Little Machine

    The last time I was at the mall I saw two sisters too big for the escalator. I guess we’ll have to use Zoo elevators now.

  • Clink9

    Whadda you mean I have to buy two airline seats!

    I gots rights!

    • Justin St.Denis

      That’s why we always travel in First Class. It really is worth it.

  • Surele Surele

    With all other problems in the world solved.. oh, wait.

  • simus1

    “Metro news”? That’s like Red Star’s free subway pamphlet, right?

  • Minicapt

    I think ‘stupidity’ should be added to the list before fat is considered.


  • DD_Austin

    This isn’t about fat
    it’s about pork,
    the funding she’ll get from our government to promote her cause

    Reason Number 1,000,657 to close all immigrantion

  • Blind Druid

    I was at the bar the other night with my buddy having some beers. We had been there a while when two large girls came up to the bar and ordered some drinks. I noticed when they ordered they both had strong accents so I said ‘Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?’ One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said ‘it’s WALES you idiot!!!’
    So I immediately said ‘Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?’

  • Blind Druid

    If a fat chick falls in the forest — Do the trees laugh?