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The Death Of Masculinity: Male Millennial Swears He Gets His Period Every Month

The “men” of the millennial generation have tried with all their might to kill off what’s left of masculinity, bringing us man buns, male feminists, gender neutral clothing and a slew of men made in the image of Pajama Boy. But it looks like one 22-year-old university student, George Fellowes, finally put the last nail in the manhood coffin: Fellowes swears he gets his period each month.

  • Bubba2 Butane

    Perhaps he/she/it should remove it’s head from it’s arse.. the roids should disappear.

  • New Centurion

    His female friend should tell him to quit bitching get back in the kitchen and make her a samich

    • Ron MacDonald

      A more likely scenario his male friend was responsible for his bleeding rectum.

  • DVult

    What he needs is a gigantic boot in the arse.

  • Waffle

    Munchausen’s — except getting your period isn’t a sickness (if you’re female).

    (Munchausen syndrome is a factitious disorder, a mental disorder in which a person repeatedly and deliberately acts as if he or she has a physical or mental illness when he or she is not really sick. Munchausen syndrome is considered a mental illness because it is associated with severe emotional difficulties.)

  • Clink9

    Let me off at the next planet. This one is screwed.

  • Alain

    More fruit from the tree of cultural marxist feminism. I hate to say it but when a society becomes this sick, it really does need to be put down.

  • Maria Limpiador

    If he is bleeding from the ass on a regular basis, he needs to see a doctor ASAP !!!

  • Hard Little Machine

    when Muslims throw them all off the roof it will be a blessed relief.

  • NoPasaran

    By projecting hostility, women keep raising the bar of what it requires
    for anyone around them to be empathetic to them. The result is a dude having to resort to nonsense like this to maintain any kind of social tranquility.

    • ntt1

      Bet it doesn’t get him laid though,his female roommate probably has nothing but contempt for him

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  • Martin B

    Put him in a burka and send him to Kandahar.

  • andycanuck

    I think the blood is coming out of some other orifice.

  • mauser 98

    Wynne Cabinet material

  • G

    It’s not a period.
    It’s blood in your piss from the well deserved shit kicking you got for being such a hopeless pansy, waste of oxygen.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    He masturbates only once a month?

  • rufusrastasjohnsonbrown

    Dickhead probably eats beets and then reads the swirling turds next morning . We need a famine .

  • Justin St.Denis

    Catch it. Shoot it. Do whatever it takes. Just kill it before it spreads.

  • Clausewitz

    This is the end result after twenty plus years of teaching solely to a feminist agenda in our educational systems.