peasants and pitchforks

The Peasants Are Revolting

TRY AND SAY what you mean, and mean what you say. It’s a basic principle of communication, relationships, and civilization itself.

Of course, if you’re a revolting schemer trying to break & steal all the things, and hurt people, why then it’s most helpful to not actually mean what you say, and to never say (out loud to your enemy) exactly what you really mean. It’s all part of the intellectual camouflage, you see; the ‘revolutionary subterfuge’ (useful lying).

  • Justin St.Denis

    Said the military commander to the king: “Your majesty, the peasants are revolting!”

    “Revolting?” responded the king. “Why, they’re absolutely nauseating!”