• SDMatt

    I’m not on twitter so could someone who is please tell the Glasgow Police to fuck off on my behalf?

    Thank you.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Should I reactivate my Twitter account for this?

        • You’ll get better results throwing haggis at the Loch Ness monster, but it’s nice to blow off steam.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Are you saying that I was unloved, and even worse, unfollowed?
            My dear, I had almost a dozen people hanging on my every word.
            Every. Word.

          • Minicapt

            … suicidal they were!


          • Kell

            Nessie won’t eat that shit, really?

      • Clink9

        Awesome post.

        And I would like to remind all you BCF types that I only have one feeling left and will not be responsible if anyone hurts it.

      • SDMatt

        Thanks Mamba.

      • Well done;)

  • Millie_Woods

    Somebody wasn’t thinking when they posted that.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Fuck all those nignogs

  • Frances

    So there’s no other crime in Glasgow these days? Or is this just a notice to the local thugs that it’s free rein while the Twitterverse is monitored?

  • Xavier

    ‘Elp I’m being repressed!

  • Martin B

    N – is it necessary?

    So now it’s a crime to post an unnecessary tweet? Is any tweet ever necessary?

    • Brian Jones

      Finally, someone’s doing something about the plague of “I had pizza for lunch” tweets bringing down Western civilization. Thanks God for the Glasgow Gestapo!

  • Spatchcocked

    Chocolate bullets for the Belgian police….
    ….and oatmeal bullets for the Glaswegian police….

    See what comes of one hundred generations of wearing kilts ? It’s the self inflicted orchidectomies it is.

  • felis gracilis

    A wee Scottish lady’s response to overstepping Glasgow authoritarianism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFdUmLEJqtY

  • pdxnag

    You might receive a knock at your door at 3 AM, then disappear?

    • Canadian

      Nacht und Nebel?

      • pdxnag

        I had to look that up. I had been thinking KGB style but your point works just fine.

        • Canadian

          They both practised the same method.

  • This is via the Enyclopedia Dramatica, a site so unkind, unhelpful, unnecessary, untrue and unnot-hurtful that it would (hopefully) kill any members of the Greater Glasgow police if they ever saw it. (I do fear it contains malware, however.)

  • Kell

    RCMP wants to come to Ohio to “visit” me, they’re welcome but I may be fishing so call first, ok? (in which case, I’ll be sure to be fishing!)

  • Surele Surele

    From Ezra

  • lolwut?

    They can blow it out their bagpipes