Don’t worry, everyone, Bernie promises that ISIS is ‘retreating’


Considering the genocide, the bombings, and the crucifixions, you might be inclined to think that the United States has employed a somewhat lackluster approach to dealing with ISIS. It seems that every other day we hear some new story of the ongoing atrocities perpetrated by the planet’s most horrific terrorist group. However, if it feels like their rampage is out of control, you should really just relax.

  • Shebel

    Assuming ,that Bernie dies the day after he becomes President —-
    Who will be the President?

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      The Vice President, his running mate.

  • Bernie knows as much about Islamic terrorists as he does about economics.

    A true man of wisdom, and lots of equally smart followers.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Bernie Sanders states point blank he has zero interest in foreign policy. None. His utter indifference taps into the indifference and ignorance of his base. And to be be fair, this isn’t much different from George Bush pre-9/11. He wanted to be a domestic issues president but things were thrust upon him. I suspect that a Bernie administration would suffer the same fate.

  • tom_billesley

    Would Bernie be as oblivious to the message on the rostrum as Jeremy?

  • ontario john

    Bernie is obviously Islamophobic. He should be using the term Daesh, as the Toronto Star orders us. Terrorism has nothing to do with Islam, Islam has nothing to do with Islam, and Mohammad has nothing to do with Mohammad. And I see our Mohammad from Waterloo has finally been charged with terrorist related activities. But that has nothing to do with Islam as well.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Bernie’s pronouncement brings to mind Admiral Halsey’s response to Japanese propaganda by announcing that his fleet is retiring TOWARD the enemy.

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    Relax, Bernie isn’t a moron. 😉