Sailor Moon Perplexed

Will Jian Ghomeshi walk free this week?

TORONTO – The hours tick towards judgment day for Jian Ghomeshi.

With his venerable legal team leading the way, his long-suffering mother in the front row, the fallen CBC star will return to the large corner courtroom of Old City Hall later this week, looking appropriately sombre as he awaits the decision from Ontario Court Justice William Horkins.

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  • Yo Mama

    I wonder if after this is over to make amends and prove how multicultural they are the CBC will start a new show called Sex With Jian?

    • Shebel

      Kathleen will probably start a class for 7 year olds— to teach them how to have ‘rough sex’.

      • JoKeR

        You mean that is not already part of her new curriculum?

        • David Murrell

          Heh!

    • David Murrell

      They could also call it Choke with Jian.

  • Waffle

    “Sentence first, verdict afterwards.”

  • Ron MacDonald

    MSNBC will probably hire him.

  • Shebel

    Will he get to sue us for a few million?

    • I think the CBC may be off the hook on this, he was fired for reasons other than the assaults, a labour lawyer said It was along the lines of what used to be called a morals clause. He brought the corporate brand into disrepute i.e. the pics he showed them of a young lady banged up and bruised from one of his assignations.

      • David Murrell

        “He brough the CBC brand into disrepute”? You don’t say!

        • V10_Rob

          His legal team is pretty sharp. They could probably argue it’s impossible for him to have sullied that rep any further.

        • Alain

          Didn’t know that was even possible since they do that daily.

        • Justin St.Denis

          I know. I share your amazement. That IS something of an accomplishment, after all.

  • David Murrell

    Yes.

  • Bataviawillem

    He will walk, to many e-mail of the ladies to him after the fact and to many e-mails of the ladies to one and other.
    Did he assaulted them, more than lightly yes.
    Did they right away broke contact, no.
    Did they had e-mail contact among one and other to nail him, yes.

    • Yup all of that means he skates.

      • Bataviawillem

        Like consensual but after the fact regretful sex is not rape.

  • Tom Forsythe

    The prosecution was doing so well, but suddenly choked.

    • Gagged;)

      • Justin St.Denis

        I understand that Jian isn’t large enough to induce a gag reflex in most ladies.