This is why Palestinians make such poor labourers. They couldn’t dig a hole even if was to dig their own grave.

  • G

    “Israel has some secret way of collapsing the tunnels”

    They report that like it’s a bad thing.
    If some Hamas nut cases are killed & buried and it’s made to look like an accident then that is the best of all possible outcomes.

    • I bet it’s due to Fracking!

      • Katyn

        They secretly imported Chinese dirt. It’s dollars by the ton.

      • terrencer

        and global warming, er, climate change, and George Bush

    • Jabberwokk

      Man I love me some magic Jooooooooooooos. Is there nothing they can’t do?

      I want to be able to do that magical science. Or sciency magic. either way.

  • UCSPanther

    “We will bury you!”

    -Immortal words of Nikita Khruschev

  • JoKeR

    It’s all caused because it is hard getting experienced child labour these days.

    • Even harder to get them experienced when the roof keeps falling in.

  • Spatchcocked

    Well…..the Paleostonians believe in Israeli spy dolphins and turtles and vultures….why couldn’t they blame it on Israeli gophers……wearing yarmulkes and Schillerlocken…..

    • k1962

      If they were able to build them well before and now they can’t something has changed and the Israelis are smart and have probably figured something out and are making it look like an accident. Perfect!

  • canminuteman

    The Zionist entity is probably breeding super genetically modified tunnel attack worms. That’s the kind of thing they do.

    • V10_Rob

      The correct scientific designation is ‘Graboid’.

  • Spatchcocked

    Oh Gevalt! It’s Gophers I tell you….Gophers bred with beavers….with titanium teeth….I tells you that fucking Mossad!… They’re geniuses!!!!
    You got the work ethic of a beaver and you got the cunning of a gopher…….and teeth!!!! You got TEETH!!!!!…….
    They go thru that concrete like an Orthodox Jewish grandma with false teeth goes thru a matzo ball ……with maybe some gefilte fish in a little chicken broth…but not too salty please.
    What’s not to like already ?

    • Shebel

      I am at a loss for words.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    …Space Joooos vs.The Mole People…

    • Shebel

      The Mole People only emerge a night so that they can sequester Virgins—
      To propagate their dying Religion.

  • Minicapt
    • k1962

      What are those?

      • Martin B

        Seismic vibrator trucks. They pound the earth, generating waves which can be used to make 3D underground maps for surveying oil & mineral deposits. More here:


        When tuned to the right frequency for the local soil, they can be used to collapse any tunnels in the vicinity.

        • k1962

          Do they use them in Israel by chance?

          • Martin B

            I suspect so.

          • k1962


      • Minicapt

        They create seismic tremors (mini earthquakes) in the ground which when sensed and computed, reveal the layers, rock formation, and sometimes rock composition underground. It’s the major tool used to find new oil fields.


      • Canadian

        Tunnel cave-in machines.

    • Shebel

      Tunnel packers.
      Every body uses them.

  • k1962

    I’m sure it is Israel. Payback is a b*tch. The buggers are just getting what they deserve. Maybe one days they’ll stop being head bangers….not likely.

  • marty_p
  • Norman_In_New_York

    Since all building materials have to pass into Gaza from Israel, the Israelis can tamper with the cement.

    • Clausewitz

      Actually this is why Israel was set against the Sea Hitler getting to Gaza with all that cement for hospitals and schools, (nudge nudge wink wink). seems it was waylaid.

  • Barrington Minge

    Maybe it is something to do with the sand!!…..Dipshits…