Secret Republican blueprint for stopping Donald Trump revealed

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Over the last six months, GOP leaders have watched helpless as the Republican presidential race has transformed from the usual loveable farce into a terrifying prequel to Mad Max: Fury Road as tangerine reality show host Donald Trump gained, attained and retained frontrunner status. With only a few months left before the Republican National Convention, party luminaries, bigwigs and eminences grises have come up with a secret blueprint for how to stop the New York business mogul from becoming their candidate.

  • I think the Donald is gonna stop the GOP Cold.

    • David Murrell

      Blazer, you posted a flattering photo of Donald Trump. CBC News and the Globe and Mail, in contrast, only show unflattering shots of the man.

  • BillyHW

    Doh, the secret plan was foiled by the egos of Marco Rubio and John Kasich. Darn.

  • Clink9

    I know the secret but they probably won’t do it.

    They have to get all these darn people to stop voting for him.

  • Ron MacDonald

    It’s too late, they should have started listening to their members more than a year ago.

  • mauser 98

    Hills mercenary rioters will drive voters to Trump

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    Trump rally in Arizona.
    Sheriff Joe on stage right now.
    18000 people watching on youtube.

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    Add Powerline to the list of fuckwad conservative websites.

  • Minicapt

    If it’s published in the Guardian, it does not qualify as ‘secret’, much less humour.