New Chinese Super Hero Demonstrates Proper Way To Deal With Poor Subway Etiquette

Meet The Chinese Thor! ( Warning – This gets Bloody, but that’s just how Thor Rolls!)

  • Blind Druid

    What kind of messed up superhero getup is that?
    Oh Yeah — THOR — The hammer and all. My guess.
    He wrecked that little buggers’ skull.
    Come to Canada, little Chink wanker.
    We’ll set you loose in Tarraanna.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Works for me!
    I think “hammer man” should be a legitimate new job description for keeping subways well ordered.
    The guy was a jerk and he only got bloodied a little.
    That seems like an appropriate level of corrective beating with a hammer to me.
    Well done funny dressed Chinese man with a hammer!

    • Blind Druid

      He would be one busy little Thor in the USA. All those cities with all those subways and all those pavement apes.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        These “hammer men” would be busy at first, but then business would taper off.
        Just as not all problems can be solved with violence, some problems can never be solved by any means other than violence.
        The right tool for the right job!
        In this case that ‘right tool’ is a hammer.

        • Mal

          If it’s legit, and not just street theatre, I like the way that the passengers call off Hammerman in a polite, respectful manner. They weren’t totally freaked out the way they absolutely would be in on any subway over here. They were all, “Okay, that’s enough for now, pal. Thanks!”

    • The Chinese have interesting customs.

  • Kell

    LOL…who woulda thunk it, an antique ninja with a hammer to save the day! Well, can’t very chew and spit without front teeth, so…LMFAO!
    Could use a few of him in the states…Arizona earlier tonight would have been sweet, huh?
    Liberals are such douchebag asshole whiny babies!

  • lolwut?

    Wow, that was unexpected.

    Someone call Marvel or DC.

  • Ahh the mysterious east!
    Interesting that he’s dressed like Thor and not Donald Trump. Anyway, seed eater will be thor in the morning…

  • Micky C.

    Holy FRIG!!! Somebody has been watching too much Daredevil.

    • bargogx1

      There’s no such thing as too much Daredevil. 😉

  • bargogx1

    There should be a rule against eating on all subways.

    • Minicapt

      Subways should be banned at mealtime.


  • truepeers

    China is one of the dirtiest countries, Good to see some are getting tired of it.

    • Kathy Prendergast

      Subways are getting better, at least in Shanghai where I lived for 3 years. People do eat on the subway all the time and sometimes the food is smelly and nasty, but I never saw much littering going on, and when it happened other commuters would always protest. The treat the subways with a lot more respect than they do the streets, for some reason. The subway in this video doesn’t look like the Shanghai Metro, maybe Beijing.

  • truepeers

    Maybe he was channeling a Canadian hero. Anyone remember this guy?

  • moraywatson

    Holy Shit ! He’s got a fucking hammer !!

  • pdxnag

    It takes less than two days after hose-down for my nearest bus stop shelter to turn into a nasty mess of seed shells and vile crap. Coyotes leave less of a mess at a killzone.

  • Dave In Guelph