ABC News Correctly Translates PM Useful Idiot’s Gibberish

It’s as if they were almost able to find a mind to read in the empty suit’s empty head!

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ABC News correctly translated PM Useful Idiot’s speech from French gibberish into English gibberish.

  • Dana Garcia

    Pretty funny, but it shows not all software is ready for prime time.

    Plus, the networks used to hire human translators for such work, but a crappy computer program is cheaper.

    • I’m convinced that this program in fact worked correctly and is likely highly advanced having clearly penetrated the vacuum between Justin’s ears and located whatever tiny fragment of brain that exists there.

      • Ron MacDonald

        Justin’s brain is usually in upper case.

        • Justin St.Denis

          And 36 pt. Bold

      • Dana Garcia

        I can see that crosswired AI may pick up some of Justin’s unique thought process. Colorful!

      • Justin St.Denis

        I note that his pronunciation of French words has improved immeasurably since the campaign. I suspect his minions took to heart the many negative comments by Quebec voters lamenting Shiny Pony’s tenuous grasp of the language and hired a private instructor to work with JT on his oral French delivery.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          Your analysis is fascinating.

        • Jay Devvy

          Maybe he desired to improve his French and decided that the best method to do it among those people, who dont speak French. ;-)). And if one can suppose about it in earnest, Justin Trudeau likes to show off
          And anyway, with his “huge” (in quotes) mental abilities it does not matter what language he speaks, so he has nothing to lose
          Because , he can not say anything intelligent, even if he actually desires it

        • Jay Devvy

          And anyway, with his “huge” (in quotes) mental abilities it does not matter what language he speaks, so he has nothing to lose
          He can not say anything intelligent, even if he actually desires it

        • Jay Devvy

          I note that his pronunciation of French words has improved
          ===============
          Yes, indeed, not difficult to understand that why he did not practice his French in presence of the Queen of England /It was because his French was not good enough ;-))

  • Flyboy

    He is his mother’s son and our national embarrassment. What is he trying to prove in talking French to an Ameriacn audience when he is fluent in English?

    • Jaedo Drax

      He heard that Univision was there and was trying to pander?

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Trying to pander.
        That’s all he does.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Back in the day, we used to collect pics of “Maggie in the Baggie”. A stoner flake from conception onwards….

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    • Jay Devvy

      What is he trying to prove in talking French to an Ameriacn audience when he is fluent in English?
      ;-)))
      Maybe he desired to improve his French and decided that the best reason to perform it in public, which is not possessed by the French. And if one can suppose about it in earnest, Justin Trudeau likes to show off

    • Jay Devvy

      He was so humble that no spoke French with the Queen of England
      Perhaps he wanted to do it, but advisers have advised against him it because she could know this language at least as a part of a comprehensive program and he did not want to show that his French better than her (French) because it would be rude. Thus, he would not have spoken French with her Majesty Elizabeth II.

  • simus1

    Correct translation AND interpretation:

    “Do not be afraid of my tremendous brilliance, American people.”
    “Our scientists agree with me that our imported Chinese windmills are still green because when using unicorn farts the still air.”

    • Brilliant!

    • Justin St.Denis

      “Do not let my glorious halo of chestnut waves blind you to my utterly cosmic holistic brilliance, American people. Our scientists agree that unicorn farts cost more in Borneo than windmills cost endangered species from the global warming happening universe-wide because white privilege is voodoo.”

      There! Fixed it for you!

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  • robins111

    The problem is, that when you have a prepared speach, plagiarized from a bunch of motivational posters, it’s easy to get them out of sync, as such it implies that Justin is a fucking moron, the fact that he actually continues proves he is one.

    • Justin St.Denis

      His “speach” was spappled with McRaisins and Celeriac.

  • DMB
    • Justin St.Denis

      Yabba-dabba-Doo!

  • 20thCenturyVole

    Why is the twit speaking French? Just to show he can?

  • Ron MacDonald

    More Liberal lies…

    • Jay Devvy

      Anyone who does not have memory lapses can debunk the myth of the “return of Canada to the United Nations” Because it has been recently and so all were doomed to notice and remember that Canada never left the UN under Harper, only the overtly political organizations championed by Liberals were cut back or cut off. Instead of praising the UN at every turn, the Harper government occasionally questioned the UN and its agencies.
      However no one has corrected him in the UN .For several reasons, I doubt that it was done out of politeness.
      Thus, the UN has already given us the reasons to ask still two questions, in addition to the other .One of them, why they are not corrected Trudeau, when he says stupid things. And another question is why they took money from him to the fund of the fight against global warming because they have no right to take money from the head of state
      For example, the Green Peace Charter prohibits taking money from the heads of states

    • Jay Devvy

      Anyone who does not have memory lapses can debunk the myth of the “return of Canada to the United Nations” Because it has been recently and thus a lot of people were doomed to discover and recall that Canada never left the UN under Harper. Just off the Harper regime has been expressed dignity, which has been abolished by the Trudeau government. And then, instead of praising the UN at every turn, the Harper government occasionally questioned the UN and its agencies.And deservedly so, for example, the latest incident involves the United Nations Human Rights Council putting an anti-Israeli academic in a top post. However, no one has corrected him in the UN.For plenty of reasons , I doubt that it was exercised out of politeness. Thus, the UN has already afforded us the reasons to ask still two questions, in addition to the other.One of them, why they have not corrected Trudeau when he grinds nonsense( about the return of Canada to the United Nations) . And another question is why they have taken money from him to the fund of the combat against global warming .They possess no right to take money from the head of state… For example, the Green Peace Charter prohibits taking money from the heads of states, especially when the head of state is given money on behalf of the countries wich are managed by them of the countries to avoid that they can dedicate the money from the exchequer

    • Jay Devvy

      Anyone who does not have memory lapses can debunk the myth of the “return of Canada to the United Nations” Because it has been recently and thus a lot of people were doomed to discover and recall that Canada never left the UN under Harper. Just off the Harper regime has been expressed dignity, which has been abolished by the Trudeau government. And then, instead of praising the UN at every turn, the Harper government occasionally questioned the UN and its agencies.And deservedly so, for example, the latest incident involves the United Nations Human Rights Council putting an anti-Israeli academic in a top post . However, no one has corrected him in the UN.For plenty of reasons, I doubt that it was exercised out of politeness.

    • Jay Devvy

      Anyone who does not have memory lapses can debunk the myth of the “return of Canada to the United Nations” Because it has been recently and thus a lot of people were doomed to discover and recall that Canada never left the UN under Harper. Just off the Harper regime has been expressed dignity, which has been abolished by the Trudeau government. And then, instead of praising the UN at every turn, the Harper government occasionally questioned the UN and its agencies.And deservedly so, for example, the latest incident involves the United Nations Human Rights Council putting an anti-Israeli academic in a top post . However, no one has corrected him in the UN,when he ground this bosh (ie, he proclaimed the slogan “Canada is back,”).For plenty of reasons, I doubt that it was exercised out of politeness.

      “Canada is back,”

      haha

      Besides uttering this phrase Trudeau committed plagiarism,and even has not admitted it. Because he even was not the first to use this phrase ( “Canada is back”) He even stole this phrase from his predecessor

      http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/12/01/canada-is-back-trudeau-harper_n_8688282.html

      And another comment is related to the UN.The activity of environmental protection under the aegis of the United Nations is deprived of security criteria, which could prevent a plunder of the inhabitants of civilized countries.For example for the initial contribution to the fund to combat global warming Trudeau has allocated $ 2.65-billion from the treasury of Canada. The money was a key element of international climate change talks, Trudeau has not taken the money out of his own pocket. Other heads of state who are involved in this kind of activities under the auspices of the UN are robbing their fellow citizens too, and they do it shamelessly

  • 3MileLimit

    Ahahahahahaha!!