Continental Breakfast


We’re going to try something new here: for you early risers and West Coast night owls, BlazingCatFur will be posting general interest articles, important overnight events, and breaking news served with croissants and hot coffee in a special section called Continental Breakfast.

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  • Spatchcocked

    Erin go bragh….

    It should be remembered
    It should not be forgot
    A gentle race of giants
    Were turned into a knot

    Sean and Padraic
    Mauvorneen and Kate Green Belles
    Taken from their bog
    And thrown down an English well

    But swim they could
    And swam they far
    To dripping rise
    On countless Mars

    In parlours prim
    They sat as Queens
    But chafed to stretch
    In low shebeens

    To bleed their tears
    On broken harps
    And sing their songs
    Like eyeless Garps(I rather like that reference no never mind I’m taken with drink)

    Like Jews they weep
    For insults flung
    Not half as long
    But twice as deep.

  • Spatchcocked

    My annual act of devotion to my blood….and it’s sad Gadarene devolution into mediocrity ..
    But never fret never worry…we will never be mongrelized by the current fashions….the pure heart and essence of the Gaelic kind is intact and ineradicable.
    I dare you to contradict me to my face you silly little man.

  • Spatchcocked

    Silly little man of whatever persuasion…whether you be Limey Trobriand islander or a fucking Malamute sled dog…you’ll drink to Kathleen ni Houlihan or I’ll smash your fucking face.

  • David Murrell

    Blaze, I appreciate your hard work. I hope you as gottig enough sleep. (I get up early here in Atlantic Canada –were we are up one hour earlier — so I enjoy these posts).

  • Spatchcocked

    Yeah sure David…you make it sound like an innocent well meaning comment but it’s plain to me you mean to insult Ireland the Irish and ME in particular…
    Well…carry on but don’t expect to think you’re fooling anybody….it’s pretty plain to anyone with a hole in their arse you’re looking for a fight.

  • Spatchcocked

    And my dog too….he knows your game me boyo. He’s beside me gnashing at your cheek.

  • Xavier

  • Kaye92

    Happy Saint Patrick’s Day to all at BCF.

  • Spatchcocked

    That is pure triple distilled racism…….my dog is gnashing for you as well…he’s a Spanish porcupine hunting dog and is appalled and disgusted a fellow Dago would be so uncharitable on this day..

    • That’s not fair, cock what’s spatched. We Dégos get along just fine under our charitable Irish overlords. I’m out of suds but I have a bit of Maria to toast you with — and she’s plenty green!


  • Xavier


  • Spatchcocked

    Speaking of Chers insanity insanity I have an anecdote about the dear girl that I think bears repeating… speaks to her utter flaming stupidity and inconsequentialityness…

    Shall I relate it or are you all too het up with Gael hate ….too overcome with bias bigotry and White guilt to

    Tto give a man a fair hearing?

  • H

    If 25% of Americans move to Canada given a President Trump, maybe they would be willing to exchange places with some of us “fortunate” Canadians – you know, in the interest of fairness (and symmetry).

    • mauser 98


      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Fewer leftist, no HRC, better weather, and WAY bigger food portions in restaurants!

        • mauser 98

          Twitter has Trumpfugees site
          they must all be substance abusers.. flee to Canada
          many women forecasting Trump will have white men controlling their reproductive organs (go look)
          ……Ft. McMurray in January would sober them up

  • Dana Garcia
  • Ron MacDonald

    Happy St Patrick’s day

    Paddy had been drinking at his local pub all day and most of the night,

    celebrating St Patrick’s Day.

    Mick, the bartender says, ‘You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy’.

    Paddy replies, ‘OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then’. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.

    ‘Damn’ he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face, ‘oh bloody damn!’

    He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he’ll be fine.

    He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.

    ‘Bi’ Jesus… I’m in bloody trouble,’ he says.

    He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.

    He takes a look up the stairs and says ‘No bloody way….’

    He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says ‘I can make it to the bed’. He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says ‘damn it’ and falls into bed.

    The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, ‘Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night ?’

    Paddy says, ‘I did, Jess. I was bloody pissed. But how did you know?’

    ‘Mick phoned .. . . You left your wheelchair at the pub.’

  • Reader
  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Out of that 25% who threaten to move to Canada, how many of them know how to find it on a map?

    • Clink9

      Time for us to build a wall.

  • Xavier

    Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau says he shares value with GOP
    frontrunner Donald Trump, that he desires to see Americans do well and
    have opportunities – @KatieSimpsonCTV

    • G

      So now Turdo is suckholing up to Trump because he sees which way the wind is blowing? What a coward. He was badmouthing him not so long ago. Now that it appears Turdo might actually meet PRESIDENT Trump face to face someday the weaselly little chickenshit is hedging his bets and sucking up. Typical unprinicipled Liberal behaviour.

  • Minicapt

    “The guided-missile destroyer USS Fitzgerald (DDG 62) launches a Standard Missile-3 (SM-3) as apart of a joint ballistic missile defense exercise, Oct. 25, 2012.” (scroll down)