New Orleans student gov. leader says ‘right-handed people’ need to check their privilege

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“Don’t try to silence a left-handed person who complains about scissors hurting their hand or how uncomfortable school desks are to sit in, or the struggle of having dirty hands from writing in pencil,” he advises righties, adding that they should also support increasing the number of left-handed desks in classrooms.

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  • WTF?

    • Clink9

      YES! You righties have ruled long enough.

      We are the top 10%.

      • Exile1981

        Pfft?

        • Clink9

          I’m sinister.

          • Exile1981

            so are half the kids

          • Minicapt

            And you lack dexterity.

            Cheers

          • Clink9

            I actually identify as an Amby. So I can use any washroom.

  • Dana Garcia

    Lefties should pipe down and thank their right-handed normal neighbors for being treated so kindly.

    Left is historically associated with evil, e.g. Sinister is derived from Latin meaning “on the left.” And leftists are communists — there’s nothing worse! Case closed. STFU, weirdos.

    • Clink9

      Hey! …… Steve McQueen was a lefty. I rest my case.

  • terrence

    This really is a parody, isn’t it? It is making fun of, and ridiculing SJW and their crybully tactics.

    “Parody is an imitation of a particular writer, artist or a genre, exaggerating it deliberately to produce a comic effect. The humorous effect in parody is achieved by imitating and overstressing noticeable features of a famous piece of literature, as in caricatures, where certain peculiarities of a person are highlighted to achieve a humorous effect.”

    • Exile1981

      sorry

  • Xavier

    I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell Taylored.
    I been John O’Hara’d, McNamara’d.
    I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I’m blind.
    I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded
    Communist, ’cause I’m left-handed.
    That’s the hand I use, well, never mind!

  • David

    or as Duddy Kravitz said, “use your other hand, you’ll think it’s someone else.

  • Clausewitz

    If left handedness was Normal, Ned Flanders would be a millionaire.

  • Bataviawillem

    Some 20 years ago during a beer after work, we found out that 80% of the guys in our machine shop where both left handed and from Dutch decent.
    They all made top dollar and nobody had any problem being left handed or of being of Dutch heritage.
    What in the world changed.

    • David

      Ask Billy, he’ll tell you.

      • Bataviawillem

        Billy?
        I know about 10 Bills.

        • Clink9

          Women voting.

    • canminuteman

      Who doesn’t have a problem with the Dutch? They’re almost as bad as Belgians!.

      • Clink9

        There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.

      • Bataviawillem

        Thanks for the compliment.

        • David

          fuhgeddaboudit

          • Bataviawillem

            ?.

  • Tom Forsythe

    This is sinister.

  • Tom Forsythe

    My great uncle has one foot that is larger than the other, owing to the polio he suffered as a child. It is symmetry-normative that shoes come in pairs. He should sue.

    • Canadian

      Right. And you should be able to buy a pair that are different sizes.

  • Frances

    Having problems writing left-handed? Then switch to Hebrew.

  • Xavier

    Zis has vorked exactly as planned.
    We now have zee list of you abnormals.
    Vee vill deal viff you in zee mornink.

  • felis gracilis

    Hey, what about us trans-manuals?

    • Minicapt

      Paddle shifting.

      Cheers

  • Hard Little Machine

    As a left handed person who’s color deficient (partially color blind), hearing impaired on one side I should be your frickin god.

    • Clausewitz

      Oh Lord we beseech thee……………….

  • Hard Little Machine

    University of California-Davis’s mascot is a horse named GUNrock. I’m triggered, let’s riot.