Ouoocchhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Russian long-boarder meets car – He “walked” away with only minor injuries

  • Maurice Miner

    He’s damned lucky that he didn’t collide with me in my Maclaren F1 – because I earn 98$ per hour, I can afford the petrol, and by Christ doesn’t that motherfucker fly!

    He would have been cheese-grated underneath the twin front radiators, and the remains of his sorry arse would have been flung into the shrubbery at upwards of 300 km/h.

  • Brett_McS

    Next time have the filming car in front.

    • Maurice Miner

      Now THAT would be seriously funny!

  • Gary

    The car may have saved him because it looked like he was on his way to smash into the guard rail .
    Today’s cars in N .America have standards where the front must have nose that hits the pedestrian around the knees to knock their legs from under them and then slam into the sloped hood that absorbs the shock .
    The flat and tall front end is rare because it used to hurl the victims of the impact into traffic or send them threw that air to smash down on the road.
    The wear of cars are designed to cut the collision costs for repairs by having high mounted tail lights and the plastic valance . The 9 Plus air bags has lessened the bumper standards too and this kids may have bounced off the car.
    Lucky for him it wasn’t a 1950’s Cadillac with dagmars .

  • BillyHW

    This is why I want a deer killer for the front.

  • Spatchcocked

    Dagmars!!!!!
    I KNEW those things had a name….and a perfect name it is!

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      We just called them “bullets” but dagmar sounds better.

  • Spatchcocked

    See what kind of kid grows up free of fluoridated water!

  • Dana Garcia

    Better to stay in your lane on a blind curve, dude.

  • Darwinism comes off the biggest loser here. He was wearing a helmet so the mush inside his head did not sustain enough damage. Mandatory safety equipment is against the laws of nature.

  • CodexCoder

    A fool and his life are soon parted. Any bets this kid didn’t learn anything from his close encounter?

  • Raymond Cameron

    The motorist used his phone to call for help instead of taking a selfie. Strange reaction…

  • Xavier

    I did that with a Ninja 900, but just grazed the car. Last time I rode.

  • lolwut?

    Have idiots like that in Vancouver but on Longboards which is even worse because
    they are laying almost flat on their back so drivers can barely see them until the last second, their head of course is level with the bumper unlike people standing.

    They like to blast down local mountains that have winding paved roads.
    had a couple close calls with them, friend I was driving with nearly drove off a cliff
    avoided one a few years ago.

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    Anyone know how to say “moron” in Ruskie?

    • I’ve added a new category, inaugurated by this post.