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“Naturally, the wise men of Helm never dreamed that the world looked upon them as fools until one day Berel the Beadle left the town to journey to Shedlitz. There, for the first time, a Helmite learned what the world thought of Helm. Hardly able to believe his ears, Berel hurried home in alarm to report to Mottel the Mayor. Frantically, Mottel called a Town Meeting, and for seven days, and seven nights, the leading citizens of Helm thought and thought and thought. On the seventh night of the seventh day, when their brows were wrinkled as prunes, Mottel suddenly shot up from his seat, exclaiming, ‘Why didn’t I think of it before! It’s simple. We Helmites aren’t fools. It’s just that foolish things are always happening to us.’”

— Excerpt, The Wise Men of Helm and Their Merry Tales

  • simus1

    That is it! The picture I must obtain and worship!
    The
    “As god blesses me, Donald Trump, every minute of every day, so in turn,
    my loyal and good deeds doing people of every colour who have found the
    true path, I in turn rain my blessing upon all of you.”.

  • BillyHW

    Rubio is such an effing douche.

    Also Ohio.

    • Ohio is a douche?

      • Clink9

        Reporter on CNN get a bulge in the front of his pants when calling the state for for Kasich.

        Sounds like he truly believes Kasich will be the next president on the evidence of him beating Trump by 9% in his own state.

        • DavidinNorthBurnaby

          Karl Rove ( who should be shot, metaphorically speaking of course) was sounding much the same on Fox. One lousy state this guy wins and so, what? A loser is a loser.

          • Clink9

            Yup.

            He’s number 4!

            He’s number 4!

            What a pile of horseshit.

          • It’s laughable. Fox has been giving tons of coverage of Kasich for the past week. Why?!! “Ohio, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio” — the only fucking card in Kasich’s deck (btw, did anyone notice that Kasich won Ohio?). Plus there’s a good chance that Kasich will win Ohio. By the way, Kasich will probably win Ohio. And in case you missed it, Kasich will win Ohio. And by the way, Kasich wins Ohio!

            Ohio — home of the corn-cob pipe, suspenders, and rubber manure boots, the wave of the future!

            The guy is delusional. Kasich is live on Fox right now — you’d think he’d just won the Presidency. He’s Jeb! 2.0, a pathetically delusional candidate. The Republican establishment is pathetic and it could be the end of the Party for good if they continue to ignore the voters’ choice.

          • DavidinNorthBurnaby

            Do you know how we can tell the toothbrush was invented in Ohio? Because otherwise it would be called the *teeth*brush. 😉

          • Ha!
            Trump is on Fox right now. With the exception of Ohio, looks like it could be a sweep for Trump. But Trump might as well throw in the towel — Kasich won Ohio, home of the single-bristle “tooth*brush!

          • Clink9

            He’s the new Howard Dean. But, but, but, there’s still a thousand more delegates!

            Ya, but none for you buddy.

          • Will Quest

            The clincher is Kasich is the former governor of Ohi-OHHHHH !

      • BillyHW

        Ohio is a douche.

  • lolwut?