I really wasn’t going to post this…

But seeing as so many asked…

Urine trouble: FDA investigates video of Kellogg’s worker relieving self on food

  • BillyHW

    I wish we could go back in time and blow the brains out of every single slave-owning douchebag that wouldn’t pick his own goddamn cotton.

  • Brett_McS

    Soylent Green is people! … or at least peepee.

  • andycanuck

    I’m glad he didn’t work in an Oh Henry! factory instead!

  • lolwut?

    I guess the age old question “Who pissed in your corn flakes” might be getting answered soon.

  • Minicapt

    The end of Snap, Crackle, and Pop?


  • vimy

    There is a video floating around out there somewhere on the internet of two guys at a resort in Vegas shitting in a soup kettle. It is always a gamble going to Vegas.

  • tom_billesley

    Kellogg seeks to allay the concerns of their customers by pointing out that the incident happened so long ago that the contaminated product would by now have exceeded its shelf life and so wouldn’t now be found in stores.
    Comforted? Yeah, right.

    • BillyHW

      I’d be comforted if they stopped hiring black people.