“Avert Your Eyes, Avert Your Eyes, You Lustful Wretches!”

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“Avert your eyes, avert your eyes you lustful wretches!”

If I only had a nickle for every time I heard that screamed in my direction.

At the dueling ground on the fateful day, all formalities were carried out to the letter including an attempt at and refusal of reconciliation. The ladies engaged and, after a few trifling feints and thrusts, a wild slash from the princess brought about a light flow of blood from the countess’ nose. Seeing the injury she caused, the shocked princess, in a stereotypical feminine gesture, threw both hands up to her cheeks. Just then, the countess lunged and pierced the princess through her right forearm. The sight of the ensuing blood caused the respective seconds to faint. The footmen and coachmen, who had been ordered to stand some distance away with their backs toward the action, heard the cries and ran toward the women to render aid. Baroness Lubinska, however, decided the male servants had more salacious motives and attacked them with her umbrella, shouting, “Avert your eyes, avert your eyes — you lustful wretches!”

They were dueling over floral arrangements for an upcoming music exposition. 

  • Jay Currie

    Thank you for this. The attire of dueling women had not, to this point, been of significant interest to me; I now know what I have been missing. And delighted to see that while the top is off the pearls remain. So becoming with just a tiny spray of blood.

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      🙂

  • andycanuck

    There’s a woman-on-woman duel in the film version of Royal Flash too. I think they’re down to their corsets for it too. (Too lazy to check YouTube to see if the clip is there.)