• DD_Austin

    She hates me because she can’t have me

    • Me three.

    • robertstacymccain

      You may have noticed that there was an unexplained increase in lesbianism since 1989. That was the year I got married, and I guess some women figured that if they couldn’t have the best . . .

      Well, it’s tragic, but what can I do? There’s only one of me. However, I do have four handsome sons, so this represents some hope for the future.

      • Justin St.Denis

        It was charitable of you to sire four sons.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Probably true. If chicks tell you you’re “cute”, then it’s definitely true.

      • andycanuck

        And mom wouldn’t lie to me!

      • DD_Austin

        It’s the pipe and one eye that does it

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    I hate her glasses.

    • I hate her makeup.

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Why is she wearing makeup if she’s a feminist?

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          Apparently she hates me TOO!

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            Take it easy Skeeter.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            I should, yet I don’t.

        • Justin St.Denis

          Lipstick lesbian?

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Well THAT didn’t last long!

    “You are blocked from following @fyeahmfabello and viewing @fyeahmfabello’s Tweets.
    Learn more…”

    I think I LEARNED that she’s a stupid, crazy bitch pursuing an untenable life philosophy.
    Over and under odds on when her prescription med overdose occurs?

    • robertstacymccain

      She’s a serious mental case, a 32-year-old “recovering” from an eating disorder, as well as years of sexual confusion. All of her problems, of course, are the fault of The Patriarchy.

      Like Chris Rock said after Columbine, “Whatever happened to ‘crazy’? What? You can’t be crazy no more?”

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        She had a fat-acceptance cartoon posted that basically stated that ‘mental health was more important than fitting into a pair of jeans’ with a cartoon picture of a fat girl.
        I don’t necessary disagree with that sentiment, but I posited that is however you were both crazy and fat, you were basically screwed.
        Then I suggested that she gain 40 pounds as a sign of solidarity with her plus sized sisters.
        Obviously I touched a nerve.

        • andycanuck

          Too bad she blocked you. You could have tweeted back, “I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly?”

    • El Martyachi

      In fairness, not all women are stupid, crazy bitches pursuing untenable life philosophies.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        How is it fair if I never stated that I thought that was the case?

        • El Martyachi

          It’s just a catchphrase. Context or relevance is irrelevant.

          • El Martyachi

            Er… I meant to say that, as a feminist, it’s my duty to defend women against such misogynistic microaggressive offense, rather.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            ‘Mamba is still going to cut your head off one day. 😉

          • El Martyachi

            As long as she does it.. after.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Now you have me curious.

          • El Martyachi
          • Drunk_by_Noon

            WOW Martyachi!
            Why does the hashtag “#NotAllWoman” actually make me now hate all women?
            It’s the damnedest thing!
            Are you sure that’s not a 4chan troll?
            Wowsa!

          • El Martyachi

            Oh no it’s real. C’mon.. get with the program! Not all $x’s are $y’s!

          • El Martyachi

            Sometimes I’m not even sure I’m not a 4chan troll. They’re that good.

      • Clausewitz

        Just the one’s who take courses that end in the word “Studies” at our progressive brain melting factories. Women complain that men are afraid to make commitments to them, Gee I wonder why.

        • El Martyachi

          Ok all of those ones.. sure. Plus a bunch more too.. but not all, surely.

          • Clausewitz

            Like I said, mostly the one’s who have been “Socialized” at our Universities in social studies and Arts programs. From a look at some of the friends my son and daughter have brought over to the house, all I can say is thank God I haven’t had to date since 39 years ago.

  • Frances

    That gal SOOOO does not realize what she’s missing.

    • Minicapt

      … the ugly stick didn’t …

      Cheers

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        That’s a good one.

  • Maggat

    I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick.

    • Barrington Minge

      Well that’s relief….thanks M.

    • lolwut?

      Thank god, I was sweating harder then Marco Rubio.

  • lolwut?

    In other news. Melissa Harris-Perry quit MSNBC

  • QiPo

    Classic example of someone so cognitively distorted in her mind that dysfunctional would be an improvement for her. The imbalance of self loathing gets projection onto someone or something else. I do feel great pity for her to waste her capabilities so. I pray she gets professional help that won’t cause her to crater even deeper. There IS a way out.