Hitler ‘had a micropenis’ as well as just one testicle, historians claim

Hitler suffered from a condition called hypospadias which left him with an abnormally small manhood, according to historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie

  • Clink9

    Is that weird? I’m just asking for a friend.

  • Waffle

    Yawn. . .don’t mean to sound like a know-it-all, but I learned that (and more) when I did a course on the 3rd Reich back in the ’70s. A group of US shrinks did extensive research prior to Pearl Harbour. I can’t remember the name of the book that was published, but they detailed Hitler’s very kinky sex life. For example, not only was he into “golden showers”, which may have precipitated Geli Raubel’s suicide. She was not only his neice, but also his lover. According to this study, he was also a copraphagic (look it up). The size of his equipment probably had little to do with it.

    • mobuyus

      What he had could not be construed as equipment.

    • Wow Waffle, now you’ve really opened a can of maggots! (variation in spelling can be “coprophagic”).

      It actually occurs in humans (this blew me away), and naturally flies, and I was dismayed to discover with some species of butterflies. And can also describe particular “avant garde” homosexual practices.

      ‘Nuff said.

      • DavidinNorthBurnaby

        Isn’t it featured in the pervert parades? I really must start attending.

  • I think Hitler’s micropenis was in fact his single testicle.

  • Blind Druid

    I remember my old man and his brother singing this one after a few large Scotch.
    Would have been in the 60’s. The tune is “Colonel Bogie”

    Hitler has only got one ball,

    Göring has two but very small,

    Himmler has something sim’lar,

    But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      In my time it was:
      Whistle while you work
      Hitler is a jerk
      Mussolini pulled his weenie
      Now it doesn’t work

  • gxp01

    Fuck this guy! He should’ve set his sights on Islam not Judaism.

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    Mr. Trudeau … Mr Justin Trudeau, please pick up the white courtesy phone … Mr. Trudeau …