Pope Francis arrives to lead a special mass for the opening of the 20th Caritas Internationalis general assembly in Saint Peter's basilica at the Vatican May 12, 2015.     REUTERS/Max Rossi - RTX1CMXY

Donald Trump v Pope Francis? Trump wins

It’s on. Trump v Francis: 2016. What a presidential race that would make. Francis is the only man who could best Trump in a debate – you can’t call the Pope “low energy” or a “horrible person” and get away with it. Trump, meanwhile, would probably cast doubt on whether or not the Pope really can be Pope because, well, he wasn’t born in the Vatican. “If I win, we’re gonna hold a Reformation – and it’ll be huuuuuuge!”


A bit of anti-Trump snobbery going but the author is correct – The kind of Americans backing Trump won’t care that he’s had an argument with a Pope they brand a “Social Justice Warrior”

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  • Shebel

    Somebody , should give Pope Francis a wee bit of Karma and
    Fuck him up the Ass.

    • Ouch!

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      No, he would enjoy it.

  • Dana Garcia

    The pope most certainly is a “horrible person.” His first trip out of the vatican was to Lampedusa to welcome illegal alien Africans to Europe.

    • BillyHW

      He’s an asshole.

  • Everyone Else

    pope dope

  • Norman_In_New_York

    The pope is learning the hard way that you don’t mess with the Donald.

    • Minicapt

      It’s hard to talk slow enough, or repeat often enough, to get through to DonJohn.


      • moraywatson

        You could take it on as missionary work. Your life’s calling!

        • Minicapt

          DonJohn doesn’t have enough net assets.


          • moraywatson

            You don’t have enough ambition.

          • Minicapt

            Have a so-so day in the morning.


  • moraywatson

    The Pope is a registered Democrat, and is ready to do his duty and vote three times in November.

  • JoKeR
  • Spatchcocked

    The Pope Daffy was overheard saying to his press chief Monsignor Paedestro after the blowback from the Donald…”Well, I never expected the Spanish Inquisition.”