CIA Has Dedicated Program to Recruit Transgender Individuals

Perfect undercover disquise...

Perfect undercover disguise…

The Central Intelligence Agency three-year “Diversity and Inclusion Strategy” includes a dedicated program to recruit transgender individuals and agency-wide “unconscious bias” training.

  • Clink9

    I’m sure they will totally fool those stupid Russians eh Vlad?

    Running around the world undetected!


    • She had me fooled!

      • Clink9

        It is now more important for a country to be nice to every immigrant, freak, douchebag, barbarian, sexually obsessed, diseased, idiot that comes along.

        National security for citizens is so yesterday.

      • Had me fooled too. But maybe the CIA doesn’t realize the Russians stole Canada’s top secret technology the “Fruit Machine” (Gay detector used by RCMP in the 60’s). In light of this, Canada was crazy to cancel the program — now the Russians have a more advanced Fruit Machine and we only have a replica in a museum in Ottawa. The Russian version is far more sophisticated and detects Trannys as well (second image):

    • Soon everyone will be a Trans-Russian.

      • tom_billesley

        Да, конечно

        • Похоже, что сегодня еще кое-кого разыграли

  • The Butterfly

    We’re doomed.

  • tom_billesley

    MI6 has spent decades recruiting both homosexuals and paedophiles without having a dedicated programme, and they’ll take to this idea like a duck to water.

    • Maggat

      Isn’t that the truth, IE Burgess & Maclean.

      • tom_billesley

        Peter Hayman, MI6 and then High Commissioner in Canada 1970–74, paedophile.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    I wonder if they have any Tri-Sexuals?

  • terrence

    Any day now the CIA will start to ACTIVELY recruit UNICORNS.

    • Clink9

      And Bronies.

    • Etobicoke_Gladiator

      I saw a moderate peaceful Muslim in support of democracy and pluralism walking his unicorn in High Park just yesterday. Perhaps this unicorn is a potential recruit?

  • Spatchcocked

    The old honey trap maneouvre … never fails….well, once in a while but the technique is sound dammit!

  • mobuyus

    Send them deep on missions to the homoerectional center of the world in the middle east. This kind of beauty will surely get the muslim men off of goats.

  • Spatchcocked

    Yeah…..trannies with really hairy armpits….fake monobrow rugs….a splash of patchouli oil…

    No Muslim can resist that shit.

  • Spatchcocked

    We ARE doomed…Obama….this silly Pope who’s a climate freak….Merkel leading Europe to ruin…the left wing becoming ever more absurd and influential……
    Got to play my version of the “Killing Floor”. The EP version.

  • Etobicoke_Gladiator

    It takes balls to attempt to implement such policies. Either that, or balls chopped off… Either/or? Not sure if there’s a point to this comment.

  • Maggat

    She/he/it will certainly blend in with the crowd. Perfect spy material.

  • Shebel

    This is one way to get rid of them.