Twitter is dying

Meet The Leftists Who Will Be Censoring Your Twitter Account

On Tuesday, Twitter announced announced the forming of a Twitter Trust & Safety Council, claiming the new endeavor will help “ensure that people feel safe expressing themselves” on the social media platform.

  • simus1

    My interest in twitter has always averaged somewhere between zero and and some imaginary number. Hoping that keeping my account open has some nuisance value.

    • FactsWillOut

      Best. Video. Ever.

    • moraywatson

      I swear I saw that rock clean itself on the way to the house !!!

  • A council, eh?

    This sounds like a dare to bring the most offense.

    Does anyone have Twitter? Can we burn gays with giant Redwoods while eating gay wedding cakes and wiping our mouths with pages of the Koran?

    How’s that for safe?

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Silly!
      Redwoods don’t burn!
      No, really, they burn about as well as wet cement.

      • Damn.

        See – it’s my zeal that gets me tripped up on details like this.

        I should have said smallpox-infected blankets doused in Alberta crude.

        • Icebow

          Science has proved that Alberta crude is lethal to smallpox virions; it still hasn’t proved space-time curvature, whatever any experiment may suggest.

          • Yes, but leftists don’t know that.

          • FactsWillOut

            Science has indeed proven space-time curvature.
            You see, space is measured with rulers, and time is measured with clocks, and with a clever use of the two, space-time curvature has been measured.

          • Icebow

            Oh, you again. Be deluded on, Dude.

          • FactsWillOut

            Yeah.
            My GPS works because of Einsteins General Theory of Relativity and it’s calculation of space-time curvature, so I’ll be off with my deluded GPS that actually works, rather than your half-baked delusions, which do nothing whatsoever for anyone.

          • Icebow

            Whatever may work with GPS, or however much evidence may be misinterpreted by hero-worshippers like you, it doesn’t mean Einstein’s ideas were true. Enough of this.

          • FactsWillOut

            Blah…blah..blah…Einstein knew nothing…blah…blah…blah.
            The fact that every experiment ever devised to test his theories has born them out, time and time again, with never a single experiment to contradict them means nothing…blah…blah…blah.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            You say born.
            I say borne.
            Let’s call the whole thing off.

        • Exile1981

          Crude doesn’t burn very well unless you use something very very hot to get it going. Then it burns and is very sticky. So make sure you use thermite to get it going.

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          Actually, on further research what I was REALLY thinking about was Sequoia trees. Those giant ones out here in California that live to be 3,000 years old. They are cousins of redwoods, and Redwoods still don’t burn all that well, but I really meant Giant Sequoias.

          • Whatever’s endangered.

            That will get the squeamish leftists the shivers.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Well, Giant Sequoias are listed as endangered, or threatened, or whatever it is called when you think you are running out of something.
            It is strange to be looking at a tree and know that it started growing well before the time of Jesus.
            If they were easier to get to, and if they had any commercial value, I think they would have become extinct by now.

          • Probably.

      • Physics grad

        they do if you pour a lot of whale oil on them after killing the last humpback whale to harvest its oil…

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          And then light them up with a tactical nuke! 🙂

    • Icebow

      A little complex, but I dare say it could be arranged; though let’s find a substitute for the Redwoods.

      • The noggins of leftists.

      • moraywatson

        …giant wind turbines….

  • Icebow

    Have a Twitter identity, don’t bother with it nowadays. Just as well, I suppose.

    • Clausewitz

      I refuse to become a twit. I can be an asshole at times, but never a Twit.

      • simus1

        Please have a little dignity.
        Permanent members of The Exalted Order Of The Brown Starfish know how our lives must be lived to achieve perfect harmony. We should always obey them.
        Yes, even Emperor Barry and his faithful sidekick, Comrade Lurch.

  • ontario john

    Speaking of loony leftists, I see on the CTV Barrie news tonight, that the Wynne government has approved, despite objections from residents, the airport, and local towns, the building of wind turbines around the Collingwood airport. Gee, wind turbines and an airport, what could possibly go wrong?

  • Ron MacDonald
    • V10_Rob

      Hoax or not, that’s how you draw a line in the sand.

      It is entirely possible to welcome genuine refugees and immigrants while telling invaders to stay out and SJWs to piss off.

  • Hard Little Machine

    It’s time for 100 million fake twitter accounts.

  • FactsWillOut

    If you don’t pay for a product, then you are the product.
    If you use FaceBook or Twitter, then you are willingly pumping money into the left’s agenda. May as well by a Tesla and rainbow shirt and call it a day.

  • pdxnag

    UN Resolution 16/18 comes to Twitter?

    Islamists following their koran who want to chop your Kafir head off need a “safe space” too.

  • BillyHW

    What a bunch of douchebags.

  • bob e

    the edl page relies heavily on twatter & facebarf .. i told them this
    day would come .. they don’t listen ta’ me though ..
    the blog site we had for 8 years is no more .. now i don’t know what
    they got .. was so much fun being there in the early years. the
    most exciting thing i have ever been involved in ..

    and as far as all you people go .. you are nuttier than daniel boone’s
    coonskin cap ..

  • Maggat

    Only twits tweet.