Depressed dog

Global warming might be causing dogs to become depressed, say pet behaviourists

A boredom epidemic is sweeping through Britain’s dog population – and global warming could be to blame.

Across the country, there are reports of down-in-the-mouth mutts, and under-the-weather canines.

  • The Butterfly

    What would we do without scientists?

    • Physics grad

      these people are not scientists

  • Liberal Progressive

    The NHS needs to be diverting money wasted on seniors towards pet psychiatrists and of course towards the many needs of refugees.

  • BradThomas

    My guess is Obama in the US and Trudeau in Canada are responsible for an increase in canine depressive episodes.

    • Clausewitz

      The reason today why dogs are depressed is because the social idiots of today think that a dog is a fashion accessory and are just too frickin’ lazy to take the poor pouches for a walk.

  • Dana Garcia

    Boredom in dogs — there’s a first-world problem for you.

    • Yusuf_al_Kafir

      There’s a first world solution too: soft, fuckable couch pillows.

      Seriously, who owns a depressive dog?
      A depressive person is my guess.

  • Yusuf_al_Kafir

    ‘depressed’ ….. lol …..I love dogs, but we’re talking about a species of animal that also gets joy out of humping pillows.

    • Clink9

      Stop looking in my windows when we’re out.