Behold The Mysterious Will Of Allah!

  • He’s equipped and in training for a suicide bombing.

    • Justin St.Denis

      He is starring in a new movie called “ROLLERBOMB”

  • Maurice Miner

    Fuck, I’m SURE there was an “Aloha Snackbar!” just before his cretinous head struck the door.

    Maybe Allah was attempting to tell him something?

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Monkeys don’t know math.

  • Spatchcocked

    Old Arab saying….there are three things will not pull a wagon or wheeled device.
    A lion….a camel….and a ……a…..a….oh I can’t remember the third.

    Anyone know the full original saying?

    • P_F

      Give civilized white man a chance and he’ll do that too.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I don’t give a fuck about any arab saying.
      There is nothing they can teach me that they haven’t stolen.

  • Barrington Minge

    This cannot be right. Mooslims enjoying themselves? Cue an amputation at the very least.

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    • Justin St.Denis

      Yes! “Off with his legs!” cried the imam. “There is no fun in islam! He must be punished! And his Sharmuta should be killed!”

  • Brett_McS

    It’s the djinn that did it!

  • Ed

    I see why they wear so much protective clothing

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  • marty_p

    A a Mo victim of violence he now qualifies to be rushed to the head of the refugee lineup for Canadian immigration.
    Next stop – a front page Toronto Star article on “Canadian Govt. rehabilitation Muslim victims of hoverboard violence – how the Harper Conservatives cut funding.

  • Xavier

    I was waiting for it to burst into flame. I want my money back.

    • Justin St.Denis

      I was expecting (okay – hoping) for an explosion. Now I feel a tad in despair. 🙁

  • Dana Garcia

    Islam — the ideal religion for the stupid and violent.

  • Chatillon


    • dance…dancetotheradio

      That made me laugh.

  • Sid Falco

    They should have a special model for the Mobot world – with wheels at each corner and a carpet on top.

  • gxp01

    There have been reports of how some of these products are defective and that they just burst into flame due to hardware malfunction. It would’ve been even better it got set into fire the moment this mudslime crashed into the glass door lol!

  • Xavier

    That was a botched terrorist attack. If you look closely, he’s ready for the IED insertion at 30 seconds, just before trying to enter the building.