Coke vs Pepsi: which is the bigger Zionist conspiracy?

The case against Pepsi:

The Case against Coke:

‘For a long time, a large number of Muslims considered Coca Cola “Haram”; an Arabic word meaning forbidden. They claim if you hold a mirror next to the famous Coca-Cola trademark, it will reveals “La Mohammad. La Makkah” in Arabic, which litterally (sic) means “No Mohammad. No Mecca.” This is considered anti-Islamic and a slander.’

Or maybe they were in it together all along, like thingy and whatsit at the end of that horror movie.

This is important stuff, people. And there are further complications.

  • luna

    Someone needs to tell him that the “Abrahamic” “religion” of Islam is actually a Zionist conspiracy.

    • Some of the really nutty fundamentalist sects believe that The Vatican created Islam. I can’t remember why.

  • +Or maybe they were in it together all along, like thingy and whatsit at the end of that horror movie.+

    Lol. Good laugh.

    • Hey, I’m not Shaidle. I don’t know all this movie stuff off the top of my head. 🙂

    • Justin St.Denis

      Saw that! A classic.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    Camel piss is the best…

  • Xavier

    Dang it they’re on to us! Initiate Plan B.

  • I’m not surprised about the Islamic case against Coke. But the case against Pepsi doesn’t make sense — all the Left-wing progressives in the West who support Islamism drink Pepsi. Seriously. If you go to any political event in the West and you are not sure who is sponsoring it, just take a look at the brand of soda pop they are serving. If it is Pepsi (and there is no Coke anywhere) then you can be sure it is being sponsored by the Marxist Left — Coke is “anathema” in any Progressive event.

    Don’t ask me why, it’s just the way it was decided many years ago by the Left — you must drink Pepsi. Btw, my observation is no reflection on the politics of either of those soft-drink companies, or which of the two drinks is better in terms of taste. It’s simply an unwritten arbitrary rule of the Left: “No Coke — Coke is evil”. Almost a “religious superstition”. Oops!

  • Spatchcocked

    coke definitely I’ve seen the evidence and its not pretty

  • Spatchcocked

    them pepsi quebecers spread their tentacles wide

  • marty_p

    Much better to drink Mecca Cola with an extra shot of camel piss.