H/T JEH via PG
Unless she has a gun in the other hand, that silly gesture means NOTHING!!!
It looks like a low budget Star Wars rip off – The Fjorce!
Wearing an Emporer mask and hood would also do the trick.
masters of frigid north sea oil .. eh. one of the most absurd things i’ve ever seen ..
Amazon sells a remarkable variety of easily concealed small aluminum baseball bats which can even be customized to suit all tastes in baseball play.
Baton is better.
Legal in Canada also.
And learn ‘escrima’
“Baton”? How about BACON?
For me, Bacon, I put it on my plate.
A baton made from the shin bone of a pig?
“I was just taking it home to make broth, Ocifer …)
The local hardware store has lots of possibilities, like the cat’s paw:
Do they come in different calibers?
Is there a magnum mitten?
I can’t see those mittens working at all, unless they’ve been saturated with some really bad perfume.
or pork fat….
Use The Force, Lucy!
You could wear some nice brass knuckles under big fluffy mittens.
Wolverine mittens. Slice and dice.
That really is sad
Am I too American or what?
I was expecting 50,000 volt mittens that would stop his heart or at least leave the attacker convulsing in the snow.
That would be a great idea if “Mummenschanz” gangs were ravaging Scandinavia.
Maybe it would also stop a gang of “Blue men” rapists and the occasional French mime that invaded your personal space with a deftly performed “trapped in a box” skit.
Yeah, it could work on all them too now that I think about it.
I was thinking along the lines of bacon-fat soaked ones but I guess no.
I dunno …street mimes are pretty intense.
Careful, she’s a black belt in Tai Chi.
… Chai Tea …
Well played sir!
Make the mittens out of pigskin and then oil then up with bacon grease.
One muslim males hear about them they will stay away .
Touching a pig or pork product cancels the change of going to paradise .
Keep a bag of bacon bits also to throw at the 8th century savages .
Migrant is Media speak for MUSLIM.
I am still awaiting the introduction of aerosol cans of pork fat on the market. It would answer so many dilemmas.
Get into the business. Here’s your chance!
aren’t there an array of bacon scented products out there already? I foolishly bought and sampled a bacon flavored IPA back in the summer. it was awful but might work as an anti muslim aerosol mist.God knows there must be skids of the stuff sitting and pointlessly aging.
Yes, and throw in some capsicum for good measure.
Aerosol cans of just about anything and a lighter work well.
You mean the stuff in hot peppers? I thought that was pronounced cap say a sin, I have no friggin idea how to spell it though.
Who knew the Finns were such a wellspring of hilarity?
She forgot to look for the emergency exits over the wings, and the two at the back.
THis will work well.
Norwegians are the stupidest nazis in europe
More feel good bullshit from a progressive elite, surely the norwegians have perfected a sub zero rape whistle? that hand gesture plus a rape whistle should stop just about anybody.