Outrage as lawyers allowed Muslim bomb-maker to sue British troops for NOT shooting him

A BOMB maker sued the British armed forces for taking him prisoner instead of shooting him, according to the Armed Forces Minister.

Penny Mordaunt blamed such cases against troops on “parasitic” lawyers before hitting out at Public Interest Lawyers (PIL) for bringing forward the complaints.

  • Ron MacDonald

    Someone always finishes last of their class in law school; ambulance chasing and frivolous lawsuits are all they have. Excellent lawyers avoid these cases like the plague.

  • politicallynaive

    He was hoping to meet his 99 hot dates on the other side….

  • CodexCoder

    Then I guess they shouldn’t make the same mistake twice. Damned if you do, and damned if you don’t.

  • The Butterfly

    I think the world doesn’t have enough lawyers, said nobody ever.

  • Achmed

    I wish to show my gratitude to all the legal aid lawyers in our fight to dissuade the christian armies in their crusaides not to fight my people, even for any lawyers who might be kaffirs.

    • mobuyus

      All we are doing is retaliating to the atrocities committed by your people in the name of your death cult. Is that OK?

  • Millie_Woods

    I hope the British taxpayers have deep pockets, because there’s a lot of people in the world who haven’t been shot by British soldiers.

  • Clausewitz

    Give him his wish. Take him out back. Ready…. Aim………….

    • tom_billesley

      An all-female firing squad would bar him from jannah.

  • simus1

    Can see his problem. Being captured unharmed and held onto by Brits rather than being quickly turned over to the locals for a bribed escape would raise questions right away among his iraqi peers that he might be a chronic informer for the infidels. Not a pleasant position to be in.

    • tom_billesley

      They could tell him that killing his lawyers would earn him a death sentence.