Pure Genius…

Saudi drinker is caught trying to smuggle alcohol into the country after trying to hide 14 bottles of booze in his underwear – and now he faces getting lashed

Saudi Booze Smuggler

  • David Murrell

    He got caght literslly with his pants down. Er, ok, pretty stale joke.

  • Only a brainwashed Muslims could be so stupid.

  • tom_billesley

    Is that Johnnie Walker Red Label or are you just pleased to see me?

    • Dana Garcia

      I was just going to say, the saudi guy may not be clever but he does have good taste.

  • DMB

    He should have worn a burka. He probably would have gotten away with it.

    • He wore one of those man dresses.

    • mobuyus

      Only in Canada.

  • AlanUK

    Johnnie Walker Red Label – intended for making mixed drinks (only?).
    Several others colour labels (none of them Grey) are available if you want to drink WHISKY.

    • ntt1

      Absolutely right I am battling the flu with a 50/50 mix red label and crabbes ginger wine .doesn,t do a thing against the virus but it does improve your outlook

      • AlanUK

        Sounds like a really good use for the (second grade) whisky.
        Mind you, even “second grade” scotch has its place!

  • ntt1

    He must have made a terrible racket as he walked,clanking and sloshing with every step.his best gambit would have been to decant and rebottle as camel piss.

  • Spatchcocked

    Yup…..nothing I like better after a hard hot day of beating the wife and raping the maid than sitting back in my lazy boy and having a long tall chilled glass of Johnny Walker Red and fresh camel piss….on ice bien sur……
    Now THATS a drink for a thirsty Wog!

  • Spatchcocked

    I bet you a guy could sell Sophie Trudeau’s menstrual discharge magic pills to these Arabs. Truly.
    The blood angle would be the deal maker…..the clincher.

  • mobuyus

    islam makes stupid people do stupid things. A few years back one of the buggerers tried sneaking prosthetic penis’s inside a couple of Shmergan Hagen salami’s.

  • Hard Little Machine

    It’s probably easier to just grab the raw ingredients, some glassware and make it yourself.

  • johnny rogers

    he could test the security with empty bottles, maybe it isn’t against the law to carry empty bottles

  • blehblehbleh

    Soon as I read this story I imagined the count from sesame street doing the lashes.

    1 bottle of vodka *lash* 2 bottles of vodka *lash* 3 bottles of vodka..ahhh ahhh ahhh