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Italian woman asks for help from firefighters after losing keys to her chastity belt

A middle-aged woman in Italy was forced to ask the fire brigade for help after she lost the keys to her chastity belt.

The woman, who has not been named under Italian privacy law, turned up at a fire station on Wednesday morning in Padua, in Italy’s Veneto region, and said she needed help with a lock she could not open.

Firefighters, believing she had locked herself out of her house, began asking for details about where she lived.

  • simus1

    DC is a vote whoring liar but why dwell on his good points.

    • pdxnag

      And she did not want a locksmith.

      • Hey, we’re talking about the “Vigilators Del Fucko” here — it’s their job. (io parlo italiano)

  • BillyHW

    I thought those were metaphorical.

  • Dana Garcia

    Have European women been driven to chastity belts to keep Muslim rapefugees from personal invasion?

    • Exile1981

      Yes. I did work for a dutch company last year and the head of the company was telling me that muslim rape was so bad in Holland and other areas that he had bought his wife a chastity belt and one for each of his daughters as well.

      He showed me the website that was owned by someone he knew who made them custom for women. I sent the info to BCF but I think the owner of the site didn’t get back to him about an interview.

      • The Butterfly

        Such a small price to pay for fragrant cab rides.

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          You forgot the shawarma and falafel stands.

      • That’s insane — are we living in an alternate universe? Did I experiment with acid too much when I was a kid? Somebody pinch me I thought it was a joke. Rebel Media needs to pick up this story and arrange an interview. (Or maybe the CBC will pick it up — oops, now I know I took too much acid).

        • Exile1981

          Given they were the Canadian arm of a huge dutch corp I doubt they would be happy if the Canadian Manager talked about rape to the rebel.

          I learned a lot about the european problems from them and how businesses deal with it.

          Their european locations have massive security around them including concrete blocks to prevent suicide cars; and narrow check points to bottleneck workers who may be intent on blowing things up.

          • A Medieval solution to a Medieval problem. Next thing on the agenda: Build a castle with moat.

          • Exile1981

            My municipality turned down my permit for a donut shaped swimming pool around my property.

      • I remember.

        • Exile1981

          Did she ever get back to you.

          Did you see the school assignment I sent you this morning. It’s got parents up in arms.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    “Dear Lord, please grant me chastity, just not now.”

  • Xavier

    … and the farm boy finally catches the husband as he’s headed for battle and says, “this key doesn’t work”.