‘El Chapo’ ‘El Captured’

El ChapoNotorious drug lord Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman Loera has been recaptured six months after he staged an escape from Mexico’s most secure prison, according to the country’s president.

Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto wrote on his Twitter account on Friday: ‘Mission accomplished: we have him’.

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  • Ron MacDonald

    Who ever turned him in is either going to be very rich or death shorty.

    • Shebel

      I heard tell that it was Justin and Wynne .

  • Alain

    I wonder how long they will be able to keep him.

  • Shebel

    One billion tax free for my freedom and amnesty.

  • Bataviawillem

    He does not look like a rich guy.

  • Shebel

    Just pretend— What would happen?

  • Tom Forsythe

    Hillary Clinton is still at large.

    • Pretty much the end of her campaign now that her main donor is in jail.

  • chayisun

    Methinks this notorious drug lord needs a fashion advisor. Geez, if you’re going to get caught at least dress properly. Al Capone wouldn’t be caught dead looking like that…Ok, bad example.

  • DVult

    If they execute him quickly then that would reduce the possibility of him escaping again.

    • FactsWillOut

      Not to worry. As long as prohibition exists to make the drug market so lucrative, there are 10 others ready to step in for every one you take down.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        You know, we could legalize everything tomorrow and they would just switch to doing something else illegal, but won’t go away.

        • FactsWillOut

          Maybe politics like the Kennedy’s?

      • bob e

        and eric holder still needs to get paid ..

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Only reduce it, because Mexico.

  • FactsWillOut

    Trump could get the Mexicans to pay for a wall simply by ending prohibition.

    • Deovindice

      We could use the captured invaders as forced labor! Just think about it! As the unprotected area decreases as the wall grows the flow will become more concentrated and the capture rate will increase exponentially. It would not even matter if many die building it as they will be replaced quickly. Word will filter back and discourage many from coming altogether!
      All we really need Mexico to do is supply the materials and food for the prisioners/workers.

  • Spatchcocked

    El Chapo means “shorty” in Mexican slang…….I wonder if anyone called him that to his face?

  • Spatchcocked

    When you get bribed in Mexico they always ask first….do you want silver or lead?

  • Shebel

    A short ,Mexican monkee—–

  • Spatchcocked

    Hey Shorty you little conjo……pass the catsup this away wouldja ?

    nah….

  • Spatchcocked

    who was the drug lord in s america?….that guy went down swinging …..

  • Shebel

    Pablo ?

  • ontario john

    Maybe now that Trudeau is going to lift visa requirements for Mexicans, he can come here. We welcome everybody in “Sunny Ways” Canada now.

    • Shebel

      I can’t believe what Justin thinks that he will gain by such a Stupid move—-
      I guess now the Mexicans will LOVE us almost a much as the Muslims.

  • Spatchcocked

    yes, Escobar….

    my daughter in law is Mexican…..idiomatic english educated….im giving her Adios America now I’ve read it ….shes quite urbane about it all….on the wests side…. she understands how it works….the big picture…

    and the corruption in Mexico?…. ai yi yi chihuahua as she explains it…..just kidding.
    Nieto is every bit as dirty as Salinas was….its all theatre…..as in Canada.

    • Shebel

      Far be it for me to judge your DIL.
      She is probably more correct than all of us would care to admit.

  • Spatchcocked

    I’m teaching her bigotry and common sense and survival in the political sense.
    she was already there though….very meritocratic…

    • Shebel

      You are way ahead of me.
      My girls feel guilty because their skin is white.
      I don’t know what my boys think — They work for CSEC.
      They are sworn to secrecy

  • bob e

    “el fantastico “