Mohammed Rehman and his wife Sana Ahmed Khan muslim terrorists

Delightful Muslim Couple found GUILTY of plotting celebratory suicide attack on Westfield shopping centre

An aspiring suicide bomber and his secret wife who had a ‘common interest’ in violent jihad have been found guilty of planning an ISIS-inspired terror attack on London after testing lethal bombs in their back garden.

Mohammed Rehman, 25, planned to blow up either Westfield shopping centre or the London Underground to coincide with the 10th anniversary of the 7/7 bombings.

His jihadi dream was funded by his wife Sana Ahmed Khan, 24, who used payday loans to buy fertiliser which her husband engineered into bombs.

  • Martin B

    If Mo and Sana want to go to Paradise that badly, I can think of lots of suitable ways to send them there. Start by shoving that fertilizer up their bums…

    • terrence

      Along with some bacon – well, that might be a waste of bacon….

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Do not waste bacon.
        I have previously issued a decree that you must always eat the bacon and carefully save the grease for those purposes.
        Also, I said Decree and not fatwa because I have decreed that I am sick and tired of my language being corrupted by theirs.

        • terrence

          Excellent point – I will keep it in mind

        • BitterClinger

          I was just thinking that the other day. Why the hell I now know words like taquiya, kitman, jihad, fatwa, hadith, hijrah, and on and on and on.

          • Clink9

            You are a model of diversity. But it wasn’t your choice.

          • BitterClinger

            I am spelling it dieversity from now on. Every time.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            New Years resolution is to speak English and call a spade and English spade.

  • tom_billesley

    Westfield, a fun place for muslim couples, whether it’s a blow up or a blow job.
    http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/06/wife-gave-husband-a-blow-job-in-front-of-westfield-shopping-centre-lifts-as-their-kids-looked-on-5484769/
    A pregnant woman who gave her husband oral sex by the lifts at Westfield shopping centre (while their children looked on) has been banned from coming back to London.
    Akeela Ali, 25, and her husband Fahad Bilal got carried away by the romantic situation and ‘it just happened’, a court heard.

  • V10_Rob

    It’s a love story for the 21st century…

  • UCSPanther

    Not the brightest refridgerator bulbs, are they?

  • SDMatt
  • BillyHW

    I feel enrichened.

  • tom_billesley

    Update Dec 30th: Mohammed Rehman jailed for minimum 27 years