Mall Brawls: Teens Terrorize Holiday Shoppers

You might want to slip on a Kevlar vest and some body armor the next time you head down to the local mall to do some shopping at Bed, Bath & Beyond or the Pottery Barn.

The entitlement generation is on the rampage – turning many of our nation’s shopping centers into war zones.

  • Ed

    Ever see the move “Out of Africa?”

    • I do not understand how this crap happens.

      • terrence

        Many of them are Dear Leader, imam Obozo’s sons. This sort of stuff has sky rocketed under his watch – he is busy golfing is he not?

      • Justin St.Denis

        It’s called cimping out, and it seems to be a somewhat racially exclusive pastime.

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    State schools are a root cause of this sort of thing. No accountability to parents means the groomers, er I mean “educators” can stuff wee heads with “self-esteem” and no sense of responsibility to others.

  • Rock salt to the face.

    That is what I have to say.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      …from a 12 gauge, pump action, rock salt dispenser.

      • Your ideas intrigue me.

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          Want to see my newsletter?
          It’s titled “The 12-Gauge Street Taco”

          • Mmm… tacos….

            Sorry. I meant- social issues are important.


  • bargogx1

    The little fools are too stupid to realize it’s themselves they’re putting in danger. All they need to do is mess with the wrong person once to find themselves in a world of hurt.

  • Maggat

    Amazing, the lot of the are “november india golf golf echo romeo sierras.”

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    This was an obvious case of police brutality.
    Those school children, they didn’t do nothing.

    • El Martyachi
      • Minicapt

        A Pattern 1908 British Army sabre is slightly larger …


        • El Martyachi

          … need a horse though.

          • Minicapt

            … just a proper sword belt. Remember Sharpe?


          • El Martyachi

            Never watched that show..

            As for swords.. even with a nifty sword belt I’d opt for something choppier. We’re not all trained fencers, ya know.

          • Minicapt
          • Drunk_by_Noon

            A fast start chainsaw perhaps?
            When you can wield a chainsaw like a light saber, then street crime will disappear.

      • I love street gangs in ’80s movies. They’re always so racially integrated. It’s really inspiring, if you think about it.

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          A more innocent time.

  • Xavier

    Why isn’t the left calling for cellphone control?

  • BillyHW

    Sterilization should be a condition for collecting welfare.

  • tom_billesley

    Bromley, Kent
    Second teenager charged over Boxing Day brawl at shopping centre as youth admits possessing machete

  • Really sad to watch human beings fallen so low.

    One thing to keep in mind, though. Some are presumably aggressors, and the others are presumably defending themselves against them. Surely, not everyone in these fights is on the same moral plane. Viewed from the outside they are all crazy or bad, but from within things may look different.

    • tom_billesley

      It doesn’t sound like a turf war with one group being the invader. More like mutually antagonistic groups that have agreed on a venue for violence.