Asshat U Rebels want “White Christmas” banned

“Racist” song, you see.

As it happens, the campaign was a Sokal hoax, a hoax that reveals the complete stupidity of the people who fall for it:

“White supremacy is everywhere, even in your holiday songs,” said Joseph sarcastically as he looked to solicit the support of the school’s social justice warriors around GMU’s free speech zone. “Help stop ‘White Christmas,’ what could be more racist than ‘White Christmas?’” he added.

As a student was signing the petition, Joseph told her that he liked “racially ambiguous Christmases.” More.

Reality check: If Joseph weren’t a prankster, he would be a great hire for a government diversity program.

See also: The junior jackboots of Asshat U and

What kind of jobs will these junior jackboots get when they graduate from We’ll Fix U?

  • SDMatt

    Double-plus goodness: White Christmas was written by a Jooo!

    • Etobicoke_Gladiator

      Ah, good ol’ Irving Berlin.

  • Brian Jones

    We should tell them it’s code for cocaine use. It won’t matter to the Black Lives Matters types, but their white hipster allies will change their mind and decide “White Christmas” is awesome.

  • Etobicoke_Gladiator

    Perhaps I’m a tad naïve, but I always imagined “white” in White Christmas referred to snow, whereas the often heard “blue” in Blue Christmas (very popular in the 1950s and 1960s) referred to a bleak outlook or plain old unhappiness.

    EDIT: I don’t mean to unintentionally offend blue people.

    • Clink9

      Smurfs will be after you now.

      • Etobicoke_Gladiator

        Thanks, Gargamel.

  • Reader

    But they don’t seem to mind Angela Merkel’s favourite rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas!

  • Alain

    Perhaps they should first ban snow.

  • SDMatt


    Black guy wielding machete attacks white guy at the Atrium on Bay at Bay & Dundas in Toronto, yelling “No more white people! F*** white people! Down with white people!”

  • Hard Little Machine

    No seriously, this is so NSFW don’t even play it around people you know.

    • Shebel

      I love good ole fashioned Country music.

  • Shebel

    What about White Angles ?

  • vimy

    I like Dean Martins rendition

  • vimy

    Here’s Bing with the missing lyrics from this song