Sultan of Brunei

Sultan of Brunei bans Christmas because Islam

Lighting candles, putting up decorations and even wearing Santa hats will be off the cards in Brunei this Christmas – with offenders threatened with up to five years in jail.

The tiny oil-rich nation has banned the public celebrating of Christmas, following concern that it will affect the faith of its Muslims.

Any Muslims caught celebrating Christmas, and non-Muslims who are discovered organising celebrations, could face the lengthy prison sentence.

  • Ken

    He looks like a fun guy.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Wasn’t he the guy that along with his brother scoured the world for beauty queens, then flew them to his kingdom, and then tried to have sex with all of them for money?

      I guess if you have the money, why not do that, right?

    • Norman_In_New_York

      He also handles suitcases at the fancy hotel.

      • David Murrell

        He has a ridiculous-looking uniform, to be sure.

    • winniec

      Yes, but spell that word ‘funghi’.

    • Will Quest

      looks like a goat hoof is stuck up his rectum !

  • DMB

    Another “moderate” Muslim.

    • Yup he is the very model of modern muslim moderacy.

      • Clausewitz

        All put to the tune of a Gilbert and Sullivan Operetta.

  • Martin B

    Even the Grinch didn’t threaten to send the Whos in Whoville to prison for celebrating Christmas.

    Islam is a turd in the punch bowl of humanity.

  • The Sultan of Brunei is behind the times — Christmas has already been banned in Canada more than ten years ago!

    • David Murrell

      It’s been banned on the CBC for sure!

  • DVult

    I didn’t realize the Sultan was a war here as evidenced by all the medals he has earned.

    • Exile1981

      Ever read the stainless steel rat gets drafted?

      They are a 2 weeks without VD, a 1 month without VD. Then there is the very rare (in brunei), 1 month without being caught raping a sheep and the 2 weeks without soiling his armour.

  • Screw that guy.

    Cook up a Christmas ham.

  • Petrilia

    His country is less than 500,000 people. He and his brother are notorious for their hareems, bet many of them are white and blonde as one has written in a new book. How does this little creep manage to stand up under all the medals he has given himself? Why does the West tolerate him? Obama likes him, will Trump? Let’s just see who owns that oil, shall we.

  • bob e

    cuts a dashing courageous figure dosen’t he ??
    too bad he’s only 5′ 5 ” & 135 lbs..

  • Minicapt

    Note the number of his fashion decorations which are based on various defined crosses.


  • Maggat

    I wonder if that man realizes what a foolish clown he looks and what a foolish clown he actually is.

  • winniec

    The question is why some of his family or friends haven’t popped him. Happens to most Islamic dictators.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    …a tiny, asshole-rich nation..

  • Spatchcocked

    Where’s the Italian organ grinder guy ……with the chain to this jugheads neck?

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