Air Sharia: Complimentary suicide vest included… carry-on hostages limited to 1 per passenger

Female staff in hijabs, prayers before take-off and no alcohol: Muslims climb aboard Malaysia’s first Shariah-compliant airline

Air Sharia: Complimentary suicide vest included... carry-on hostages limited to 1 per passenger

Air Sharia: Complimentary suicide vest included… carry-on hostages limited to 1 per passenger

  • Justin St.Denis

    I can see the flight attendant’s face! What a shameless whore!

    • She was stoned on arrival.

      • Justin St.Denis


    • tom_billesley

      Where’s her mahram?

    • Maggat

      Don’t see any women passengers either.

    • Brian Jones

      And red lipstick too! My god, that trollop’s the second coming of Kelly Bundy!

  • Clink9

    An added bonus for first class passengers: they get to their virgins first when they auger in.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    If your inflight meal is not warm, or your beverage not cold enough, can you beat your flight attendant with a rod no thicker than your thumb?

    • You have to marry her first.

      • Etobicoke_Gladiator

        A temporary marriage can be performed and just before landing a sharia-compliant divorce can take place.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        A temporary marriage for the duration of the flight, no doubt.
        I wonder what their rape stats for their stewardesses are, and do they have inflight beheadings?

  • roccolore

    An airline actually went Sharia complaint when they cancelled a New York-London route so they wouldn’t have to fly Israelis.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Women have to be escorted by male relatives?

    • tom_billesley

      Has to be a mahram, a male relative that she wouldn’t be allowed to marry.

      • Physics grad

        that means any of their relatives including their fathers and brothers are OK

        • DVult

          Maybe they can just breastfeed all the male passengers at on boarding.

  • mobuyus

    Can’t wait till these things start getting blown out of the air by the more fervently pious passengers.

    • JoKeR

      I suspect that won’t happen, because the pilots have already been trained on how to aim at buildings full of Kaffirs.

    • Gary

      Don’t forget that ISIS see these types as NOT islamic enough because women are not allowed to work other than jobs as suicide-bombers .
      Many muslims that are the quiet ones and the closet-jihadist supporters think that they are safe as fellow muslims ……but they are wrong because the alpha islamists will kill them too as Western apostates that turned away for allah and islam.

      There is only 1 quran for the 1.4 billion muslims , but it looks like there are 1.4 billion understandings of it that can get people killed.

  • Etobicoke_Gladiator

    Justin, are you watching? This will be the future of some municipal and provincial institutions, i.e. near or full sharia compliance, at the rate ghettoization of Muslims is going in Canada.

  • Maggat

    Would be quite a sight seeing all the asslifters scrambling to find mecca and get on the floor to pray. LOL

  • moraywatson

    Who does that slutterdess think she is, walking in the aisle without a male relative?

  • Physics grad

    Every time I see a hijab, my dislike of muslims ratchets up a few more notches.

  • Clausewitz

    I thought there already was a Sharia compliant airline. Air Canada.