Happy holidays: Harvard instructs students how to talk to their families about ‘diversity’

The Office for Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion at Harvard University has thoughtfully given first-year students some helpful tips on how to talk to their racist, bigoted relatives when they go home for Christmas.

Yes, really.

The social justice warriors have created a placemat to be used in freshmen dining halls that’s divided into four parts, with talking points on subjects such as “Black Murders in the Streets” and “Islamophobia/Refugees.”

  • Frances

    I dare them to produce a placemat discussing the origin and beliefs surrounding this Christian festival.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Don’t unpack your shit, turn around go back to school. What the dorms are closed? Tough shit, take it up with them.

  • Gaylord Ponce

    If I was paying 50 grand a year to send my kid to Yale and he came home with this shit, I’d take the place mat and shove it up his ass.

  • ontario john

    And of course we have a growing list of Canadian universities that now require all students to take a whiny indian course where superior indian culture is good, and European culture and values are evil. Because, if you pay big money to go to school to get a good job, the first thing you want is a whiny indian course.

  • BillyHW

    Hire only STEM grads, even for non-STEM jobs.

  • Scaramouche

    Pass the Alka Seltzer, please.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    This will undoubtedly lead more students to obtain their degrees from online universities at a substantial savings.

  • tom_billesley

    They’ll be told to submit a report on how their parents receive this doctrime and denounce them if they are critical of any part of it.

  • Millie_Woods

    If my kid came home for Christmas talking that shit he/she would get a lump of coal, right between the peepers.

  • Spatchcocked

    Student activism…..it’s called a meritocracy…..and it’s as natural as can be… Nearly genetic.In one form or another it’s part of every decision you make every day. Unless you’re clinically insane.

    Islamophobia? Its called War you silly little muggins you!

    Black murders? Jesus wept….even Jesse Jackson is afraid of blacks…and their impulse control mechanism…and their personality performance and behaviour shortcomings.

    House Master?.”…Anyone who calls a manhole a person hole is an asshole.

  • David Murrell

    Harvard’s Office of Equity, Diversity and Inclusion — now that’s Orwellian.

  • terrence

    My son was accepted in a graduate program at Harvard – but, he had the good sense to go somewhere else

  • Kathy Prendergast

    I would take the toilet paper away from my kids if they brought these placemats home for the holidays and told them they were welcome to use the placemats instead; I’m sure they are made of recycled paper and are nice and soft.

  • eMan14

    The only diversity I’m interested in at Christmas is… do you want white meat or dark meat? Beer or wine?