• Justin St.Denis

    Presumably, this was posted to attract the usual unoriginal, pedestrian, vaguely bigoted and derisive comments. Knock yourselves out. The echo chamber is open…..

    • Yup. That’s why I posted it. BTW, have you seen this?

      • Clink9

        She’s probably not voting for Trump next year.

        • Justin St.Denis

          Do you really believe she bothers to vote? I doubt it.

      • Eloquent speech. I beg to differ with her on her second point though, I would have said wohoha huha uhuaheww wawwah. Wua huhhha ewwew ahhh, made no sense at all to me in that context. Apart from that, kudos to Yoko.

      • El Martyachi

        There’s two kinds of people in this world, those who clap at this crap and those who don’t.

      • El Martyachi

        Maybe he’s mad about this reflecting negatively on his wardrobe…

      • Justin St.Denis

        Lots of times. Boring, I agree. And apparently completely pointless.

      • Tom Forsythe

        Still better than One Direction.

    • El Martyachi
      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Is that Hillary Clinton’s wardrobe out on loan?

  • Alex

    Yoko still has it after all these years! (She looks just as creepy now as she did 30 or 40 years ago.)

  • Sharkibark

    They could pair it with a sexy Keith Richards Calendar for the perfect his’n her Christmas gift!

    • mobuyus

      Kief can do a lot better than that shrivelled arthritic monkey yoko.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I’d fuck him before I’d fuck her.

      • He’d probably even make you a sandwich. I doubt she would.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          I don’t know what they have in the deli section of a Japanese market.
          Figure Keith would at least find a decent bacon sarnie.

  • marty_p

    Sexy Yoko isn’t that like Military Intelligence?

    • Minicapt

      Nope, “Well-meaning Liberal”.


    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Beautiful oxymoron.
      Obviating the need for the null set.
      Or a Venn diagram.

  • seaoh

    like giant shrimp.

  • Ron MacDonald

    She 82 year old, I think it’s time she starts acting her age.

    • BillyHW

      By playing dead?

  • Spatchcocked

    My tire just went flat

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      My tires retracted into my abdomen.

  • Dana Garcia

    Why did this song just jump into my mind? I don’t understand.


    • Tom Forsythe

      Obviously, this was before autotune.

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        And that would help?

  • Spatchcocked

    Vanity thy name is woman.

    • BillyHW


      • It’s enough to turn you Gay. Well maybe not Gay, but at least a Eunuch.

  • Spatchcocked


  • Fredrick. Allen.Ginsberg

    Adrienne Clarkson is bringing the sexy!!!

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Ah-hah hah hah hah hah hah hahh.

  • Hard Little Machine

    I don’t get it. I don’t know who most of these people are. And shouldn’t Amy Schumer be masturbating or urinating?

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I lost a lot of respect for Anthony Jeselnik.

  • Mal

    It’s like the photoshoot-take on the premise of “Weekend at Bernie’s”.

  • Allan


    • I just report the news, man.

    • Xavier

      You aren’t allowed to steal her lyrics.

  • Edubeat

    Yoko Dildo the naming rights are legion

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Islamic state will use it to suffer greater indignities on their captives than bacon grease.

  • Xavier

    October says Yoko but there’s a picture of Ozzy Osbourne.

  • Clink9

    You can be my Yoko Ono.
    You can follow me wherever I go.
    Be my, be my, be my
    Be my Yoko Ono.

    Isn’t it beautiful to see two people
    So much in love?
    Barenaked as two virgins hand in
    Hand and and
    And hand in glove.
    Now that I’m far away it doesn’t
    Seem to me to be
    Such a pain
    To have you hanging off my ankle
    Like some kind of ball and chain.

    Oh no, here we go,
    Our life is just one big pun.
    Ono, here we go as Yoko sings

    I know that when I say this,
    I may be stepping on pins and
    But I don’t like all these people
    Slagging her
    For breaking up the Beatles.
    (don’t blame it on Yokey)
    If I were John and you were Yoko,
    I would gladly give up musical
    Just to have my own
    Personal Venus.

  • DD_Austin

    Whenever I see her I remember why she isn’t important anymore


    and why she should never should have been important

  • JoeSchmuckatelli