Illegal alien horde

Migration crisis: EU hopes to bribe Africa to take illegal alien invaders back

European ministers have devised a dramatic plan to solve the migration crisis, offering a series of sweeteners in exchange for sending illegal migrants back to Africa.

They will provide cash and visa deals to persuade African countries to take back some of the 800,000 people who have flooded across the Mediterranean into Europe this year.

But in return, the proposed deal will give thousands of African students, doctors and entrepreneurs an open door to move into the European Union.

  • canminuteman

    “We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
    No matter how trifling the cost;
    For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
    And the nation that pays it is lost!”

    I guess they don’t teach poetry ins school anymore.

    • Icebow

      I tend to agree. Not very good poetry, of course.

  • Dana Garcia

    Stupid. Just say that nobody from every dirtbag Africanistan will get a single legal visa unless they take their wandering citizens back.

    • Alain

      Taking responsibility for their national borders and deporting all illegals would be a lot cheaper, totally effective and just common sense. Of course when your ideology is that national borders should not exist, then you have a problem that you have created.

      • terrence

        The Telegraph had a poll, wherein 83% said better borders; only 17% said buy them off.

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  • The Mad Mucking Mullah

    Just give them each a hand full of Bitcoins and send-em back! Who in their right or left mind would want such sleazeMo’s, well, uh except for the Ballet dancer of Canada..

  • Xavier

    How Ya Gonna Keep ‘Em Down On the Farm After They’ve Seen Paree?

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  • Norman_In_New_York

    Good luck to these morons in putting the toothpaste back in the tube.

  • Jay Currie

    What a deal for the Africans…you get money and a bunch of losers back and, as an added bonus, we’ll strip you of your doctors, nurses, students and entrepreneurs. What could be fairer than that?

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Thanks, Jay!
      My smile of the day.

  • Let me know how that works.

  • Blacksmith

    Bribe them hell! just send them back on cargo ships and dump them.

  • k1962

    They should have paid Libya and Turkey from he get go. Kind of like how we dealt with the Sikhs and Tamils arriving on our shores. We “worked closely with” Thailand. Don’t know how they are going to force these people to leave. Imagine the riots.

  • Everyone Else

    This same European Union pissed all over Israel for paying African economic invaders to fly back home a few years ago.

    As usual Israel was the canary in the coalmine and the progressives (CBC!) simply couldn’t get their fill of blaming the canary.