Texas’ Campus Carry Legislation Sparks Phallic Protest

Jessica Jin, a University of Texas student with the clarity of mind and purpose that only a college student could possess, thinks it is just wrong that in 2016 she will be able to carry a handgun to class but will have to leave her dildo back at the dorm.

So she’s organizing a protest for August 2016 during which students can show they share her belief by strapping a dildo to their book bags, their belts, wherever they chose, and brazenly carrying their sex toys into class, sitting beside students who may be packing Glocks.

  • Clink9

    Sounds like Trulander “whipping out” his CF 18 Hornet.

    This girl will have her own TV show by the end of the year.

  • Dana Garcia

    When Charles Whitman started shooting up the place from the University of Texas tower, some good ole boys with rifles in their pickups returned fire, but they were out of range. But I personally would never use a firearm to defend a co-ed wearing a dongle.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    “This is my pistol, and this is my gun. This is for shooting, and this is for fun.”

  • Raymond Cameron

    Don’t bring a cock to a Glock fight.

  • Xavier

    “This is my dildo. There are many like it but this one is mine.”

  • mauser 98

    … not on CNN
    Arizona and Maine now have total no restriction open and concealed carry law.
    no permits no paperwork no nothin

    despite Bummer, Pelosi & thugs

  • tom_billesley

    On a college campus a shotgun disguised as a super-soaker water gun may go unnoticed.
    Though I suppose someone somewhere must be making guns disguised as dildos.

  • V10_Rob

    I for one welcome these sorts of demonstrations. It saves so much time when those who are batshit insane advertise their mental impairment.

    It also couldn’t hurt campus security. A lone-wolf ISIS groupie might not fear return fire as he makes his bid for paradise, but maybe he will run in terror from a college feminist waving a neon pink dong.