Cycling an affectation of the racist white male bourgeoisie according to Guardian

Why are London cyclists so white, male and middle-class?

Maybe they should legislate bicycle reparations, make white people give their bikes to people of colour or force them to attach a passenger sidecar and give POC’s a ride whenever they want.

What must be really galling is that Blacks and Asians don’t accord cycling much status, regarding it as something “poor people do”, that’s really gotta piss off the Guardianista race-mongers.

  • David

    So is swimming and camping and hiking and …….

    • The Star said Toronto’s parks were racist

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Or any Things Black People Don’t Like?

    • FactsWillOut

      Hunting, fishing, skydiving, scuba diving. You know, anything that takes some degree of talent or brains.

    • …reading the Guardian

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    I’m conflicted on this one.
    Who do I hate more?
    Avid bicyclist or SJW weenies.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I’ll eat spaghetti or macaroni once in a while but to me it’s still poor people food.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        I have read your comment three times already, and I haven’t a clue what you mean.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          ‘What must be really galling is that Blacks and Asians don’t accord cycling much status, regarding it as something “poor people do”’
          Some people think ordering pasta in a restaurant is divine.
          I think it’s peasant food.
          And minorities rightly regard cycling as peasant transport.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Ahhhh… thank you. 🙂

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            Sorry DbN, sometimes I make too many leaps of logic without explaining myself.
            It’s one of the reasons I stopped smoking dope in my early twenties.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            I just found out last night that almost all of my neighbors over the age of 60 are smoking the Maryjane on a semi-regular basis.
            Yeah, welcome to California.
            I on the other hand turn into a shit head for the next several weeks after use of that cursed weed so I can’t touch it either.

  • Alain

    I love this, which is probably the first time for anything published in that socialist rag. Now we need to figure out how to throw this monkey wrench into all those imposing special bike lanes at our expense.

    • We really have to leverage this.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Careful, they will appropriate funds to educate minorities on the merits of riding a bike.

      • FactsWillOut

        No doubt.
        Harper’s CPC throws money at the problem of “not enough women in the trucking industry”, so why not this too? hell, there’s more money where that came from (in our wallets).

        Still, I voted CPC on the thin hope a CPC majority will abolish C-68.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          The trucking industry is one where I would expect a lot of gay people.
          And lesbernans.

      • Alain

        You mean on the merits of “white male bourgeoisie”.

  • ed

    the black street gangs use the small bmx bikes for quick escapes after a bit of stabbing, shooting and robbing ,white males use bikes for there intended purpose

  • ontario john

    I blame Harper and the Jews for this racist activity.

  • ntt1

    cycling is just a cover for those that really like shaving their legs and wearing tight lycra pants, especially ones with the suede marble bag . For all I know the whole sketchy affair could be a beard for big gay.
    nothing but road lice.

  • FactsWillOut

    Bike lanes are more dangerous to cyclists than riding on the side of the road. They are an utter waste of money. As to the blacks not biking, they’re too fat and stupid.

  • FactsWillOut

    Here’s a nice affectation:

    No licensing, no registration, no helmet laws…
    I truly love this.

  • mauser 98

    Columbia , Rutgers job-for-life, tenure, lobbyist , paid for prostitutes
    .. google CBC bully , Suzuki

  • eMan14

    Who the hell cares if some group or race likes to do something more than another group or race. It’s natural… not racist.

  • tom_billesley

    Birmingham is doing its best to stamp out this racist affectation.