Our Delicate Muslims

A phone rings in the Oval Office. President Obama drops his practice club and rushes to his desk. Raising the handset of the turquoise-green, crescent-decorated emergency phone to his ear, he listens, his face reflecting the intensity of the moment. It’s as he feared—somewhere in America, a Muslim’s feelings are hurt. Brunch with Pharrell will just have to wait; this president has a tweet to compose.

  • bob e

    aint dat da’ trooff ..

  • Clausewitz

    Just sittin’ around waiting for the evening call to prayer……….

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    Somewhere in America a muslims feelings are hurt.
    Like for real.
    Like for real.

  • Xavier

    BS. He has a team for that.