How will David Cameron explain this to the Muslims?

British Prime Minister and an obscene act with a dead pig’s head

A distinguished Oxford contemporary claims Cameron once took part in an outrageous initiation ceremony at a Piers Gaveston event, involving a dead pig. His extraordinary suggestion is that the future PM inserted a private part of his anatomy into the animal’s mouth.

David Cameron, centre fop - Upperclass twit of the year

David Cameron, centre fop – Upperclass twit of the year

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Oh come on!
    Who here hasn’t had oral sex with the severed head of a dead animal?

    • I feel so ashamed.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        You must not have had any fun in high school or college. 🙂

        Tonight I was talking to an exgirlfriend and we got onto the subject of how things were just “different” in the 1980’s and how the wontonly depraved acts that we routinely committed back in the day were probably beyond the capability of our own kids today (we think) to pull off without getting caught.
        Odd that.

        • You have a point, although I am certain no pigs were ever involved in my own escapades.

    • Now we know what happened to his missing balls.

    • Dana Garcia

      In Texas, we were too busy eating pigs to think about other uses. The Pig Stand was popular for late-night munchy relief.

  • Ron MacDonald

    Who gives a shit?

    • Seneca III

      The pig, perhaps. Or maybe George Osbourne the Chancellor and chum of Cameron – his deviation of choice at that same time was a black dominatrix. At least the pig was dead 🙂 🙂 🙂

  • John

    Ba! What some people do when drunk and egged on by others doesn’t matter unless someone is injured.

    Although the pig probably wasn’t that happy about it.

  • David Murrell

    I agree with the comments on this thread. We all did crazy stuff while at undergraduates. At a rock concert, to get in free, to circumvent the ticket booth, I once swam 1/2 mile across a lake (Goose Lake, Michigan) under the influence of LSD. So what? Here the Mail Online is becoming politically correct, thinking, stupidly, that at university there no such thing as initiation rites. Geesh.

    • Valid point.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      That’s a good drug story!

      I can’t make up my mind what my best one was.
      There were only a few that warrant re-telling.

      • Clink9

        What about your pig poking incident? Heh.

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          We have all had regrets the next day over how that last-call pickup looked the next morning.

  • Ron MacDonald

    They should have used this guy’s head in lieu of desecrating a pig’s head.

  • Barrington Minge

    Oh please – get a life. All to easy to say these things about a public figure with no need for proof. Might just as well say Hilary Clinton had oral sex with Father Cristmas.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      If she had it would have fallen off.