Muslims petitioning to ban Oktoberfest?


Dear City council of Munich,

I am writing this letter to bring to your attention something that I and many Muslims believe is unfair and requires attention. I would like to inform you that the Oktoberfest is an Intolerant and Anti-Islamic event. We tried to ignore the event, but there too many Un-Islamic acts done at the Oktoberfest. Such as alcohol consumption, public nudity etc.

We understand that the Oktoberfest is a yearly German tradition, but we, Muslims, can not tolerate this Un-Islamic event, because it offends us and all Muslims on the earth. We are requesting the immediate cancellation of the upcoming Oktoberfest event.

We also believe that the Oktoberfest might also offend all the Muslim refugees coming from Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan. The cancellation of the Oktoberfest event will help refugees not to forget their Islamic history. Thank you for your attention to this matter.


Morad Almuradi  

Hard to say whether this is real or not.  h/t David

  • barryjr

    I can see where a Muslim would be offended by this but just reading it I see too many stereotypes laid out in point form.

    • ThomasB

      Yeah, it looked phoney to me as well. But you never know: there are no doubt plenty of German muslims who would favor cancelling the Oktoberfest (can’t have those debauched infidels having any fun now, can we?)

      • Justin St.Denis

        Reads pretty much like something Anjem Choudhary would have written in a letter to the editor.

        • Clausewitz

          Yeah, and it would be co written by Micheal Coren. According to Coren, no true Christian should vote for Harper or the Tories. This is what happens when untreated syphilis attacks the brain.

  • Clink9

    It has to be a joke.

    • Solo712

      I think so too.

      • Maggat

        Possibly, but it’s stupid enough tho be the real thing.

  • David

    After that merkel video all bets are off with the boche.

  • Chatillon

    “We understand that the Oktoberfest is a yearly German tradition, but we, Muslims, can not tolerate this Un-Islamic event”


  • Waffle

    It has to be a hoax — he didn’t even mention the pig. 😉

  • Edubeat

    Invite the guys over for a drink

  • Hard Little Machine

    Keep your fucking Ramadan

    • Tom

      Heh. I want a beer!

      • Xavier

        I’d like a couple too.
        And a beer.

        • Edubeat

          No those are implants probably German engineered

          • Clausewitz

            Not Necessarily, German women are known for their lung capacity.

  • Clear Thinker

    I think deportation old school is needed.

  • Maurixio Garciasanchez

    They just arrived in Germany , now they are trying to set their Sharia law .

    • Clausewitz

      Really, you’re surprised? It’s SOP in Europe and else where these days.

  • Dana Garcia

    A reasonably composed letter is not usually the jihad style. Bombing is.

    • ntt1

      Yeah the letter was far too rational and not arrogant enough

  • ntt1

    Bit early perhaps but give it a year or two and it would be all too real

  • favill

    Wouldn’t a suicide bomber in a crowded beer tent be more their style? This is a hoax–probably perpetuated by CAIR (or German equivalent) in order to drum up negative reactions, to which they can point and state “islamophobia”. I’m also going to assume that this was translated from the original German.

  • barryjr

    Angela aren’t you just so proud of your little refugees now?

  • WalterBannon

    The response should go like this…

    Morad Almuradi, please remain where you are, the death squad will be there shortly to terminate you.

  • roccolore

    Knowing Muslims, Germany will cave into their demands.

    • Clear Thinker

      Where is e******nn when you need him?

  • pdxnag

    I hear: “You’ve been warned.” (Spoken with the pleasant AOL sound of “You’ve Got Mail.”)

    Comply or die.

    Real or not it represents a future if pious Muslims (basically any that are not arguably apostates or otherwise non-observant) are not summarily expelled.

  • Achmed

    The Shari’a is Allah’s laws that all must follow!

    • mobuyus

      Fuck you achmed and fuck your death cult you fucking islamic imbecile.

      • moraywatson

        Heh, easy there big fella. Achmed is our house-muslim.

    • DMB

      So this must be the will of Allah then!

    • roccolore

      Ha durka durka muhamad jihad

  • DMB

    If this is real hopefully some good will come out of it and enrage Germans to the point that will wake the public up the crisis that is occurring to them.

  • ShoutsAtTV

    Wow. I can’t really imagine a better way to have my ass kicked, and then kicked out of the country. Maybe throw a Molotov onto the ice at a Canadian hockey game….

  • marty_p

    Europe’s new immigrant theme song

    • Cheryl

      What a lovely voice she had but such a sad ending to her story.

      • Xavier

        Did you hear Richard’s solo song, “She ain’t heavy, she’s my sister?”

        • Cheryl

          Ouch – now that’s just mean! 😉

  • Kathy Prendergast

    If there is one thing guaranteed to be a tipping point for all Germans, it would be f***ing with their right to gorge on bratwurst and swill beer served in copious quantities by buxom wenches in dirndls whilst singing raucous songs. Invade and bankrupt their country, but mess with that tradition at your peril.

  • Kathy Prendergast

    I’m sure it is a joke, but many a truth is spoken in jest.

  • mark fleagle

    Gregor Gysi is Jewish… & German politician

    I wonder why Gregor Gysi isn’t promoting North Africans and sub-Saharan Africans to take their positive contributions into Israel???

    Israel is much closer; doesn’t it make sense to push North Africans and sub-Saharan Africans towards Israel???

    North Africans and sub-Saharan Africans would be better off settling in Israel, plus they wouldn’t have to make that dangerous journey into Europe.

    If Gregor Gysi really wants to help; he should be promoting North Africans and sub-Saharan Africans to take their positive contributions into Israel.

    Google: German politician Gregor Gysi calls native Germans Nazis and their extinction fortunate

    Click link below…


  • Moloch

    Phuck em. They don’t like it, they can leave.