Illegal alien invaders in Germany

‘We can’t take any more!’ Germany stops ALL trains from Austria as they reintroduce border controls and temporarily suspend Schengen Agreement

Germany’s open-door policy to refugees appeared to be unravelling tonight following the country’s reinstatement of border controls to curb the overwhelming influx of migrants.

Europe’s top economy halted all trains from Austria and, in an historic move, temporarily suspended the open borders Schengen Agreement in response to the arrival of tens of thousands of Syrian refugees in recent days.

The decision marks a dramatic shift away from the current abolishment of passport checks throughout Europe’s Schengen zone.

  • David

    buyers remorse?

  • Norman_In_New_York

    They are reaping what they have sown.

  • Own this, Europeans. Your bleeding-hearts are currently biting you on the @$$.

    • BillyHW

      It’s not just their hearts that are bleeding.

  • Ron MacDonald


    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

    The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

    The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country’s military capability.

    Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

    The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..

    The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

    Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be right, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.

    John Cleese ,
    British writer, actor and tall person

    And as a final thought – Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.

    Life is too short…

    • jayme

      Hilarious – he hasn’t lost it! Thanks for posting.

  • Everyone Else

    Islam destroys its own countries and then flings out the failure to destroy the countries of others

  • Dana Garcia

    Funny how a big plate of freebies and open borders can invite the moocher Muslim hordes.

  • Jade

    Europe is heading for a big hurt. It just allowed the fox into the hen house.

  • Well, that’s just Germany for you isn’t it? Invite the whirlwind and then, when your @$$ is in the wringer, claim you didn’t know what was going to happen and try to beg off.

  • Is it my imagination or does this look like the fall of Rome? If you COULD call a barbarian a barbarian these days you might be able to detect them at your gates,,,

    • lolwut?

      The Barbarians have been inside the gates for a while.

  • Solo712

    Don’t worry! This is just a temporary halt. Angela’s lovefest will resume in a week or two.

  • John

    I’d always thought Merkel was the best of the lot.

    • lolwut?

      Once upon a time maybe, but women are always at the mercy of their feelings
      and motherly instincts.

      She needs to be removed, it’s that simple… she’s no longer a leader
      she’s a hysterical wannabe mother.

      I’m pretty positive people in her circle have been feeding her a steady diet of images of dead children knowing full well she’d crack.

  • marty_p
  • Hard Little Machine

    Nope, sorry. You have to take them all. No excuses.

  • DMB
  • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

    Sweet, sweet schadenfreude!